Whaaaat? When an ex from 15+ years ago reaches out through FB

“Hey! Been a long time. How have you been?

We should get together over some drinks and catch up soon”

😆 This girl kidding me?

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thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M Best Comment

Just gotta give her the ol'

Purplehaze78 · 46-50, F

She probably has a spinning wheel with her exes names on it that she uses whenever she gets lonely and today is your lucky day!!! You got picked, lucky you 😹

deadgerbil · 26-30

That's a walking red flag right there

Meet up and see what's good lol

Teggy

@deadgerbil fuuuuck that noise! I’m actually scared now 🤣

deadgerbil · 26-30

@Teggy I would be too lol

SStarfish ·

That's weird.. I texted my ex from 17 years ago too 😅

Teggy

@SStarfish goooood Lorrt

ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F

Someone needs some money

Or dick

SW-User

No thank you

caccoon · 36-40

Obviously because you're a sweet and charismatic person and probably a good fuck (and you're hot OBVIOUSLY)

Teggy

@caccoon You’re always so nice to me 🥹🥹

caccoon · 36-40

@Teggy you're always so nice to me too!!

You're more than charismatic. What I meant is that you seem genuinely kind and it shows.

MethDozer · M

"MY COCK IS THE DICK OF MYTH AND LEGEND"

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