You leave me no choice but to mark this down in your permanent record

MountainBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands *hops up and flicks your ear*
Does that help? 😒

DrScissorhands

@MountainBard The little short leg hops. So cute 🥰

MountainBard · 31-35, M

@DrScissorhands you’re the absolute worst 😒

Matt85 · 36-40, M

WHATS UR BADGE NUMBER 😠
TIME TO BE A KAREN

Gangstress · 41-45, F

Yeh but i have your pen which i put on the top shelf
And i hid the ladder 🪜

MountainBard · 31-35, M

@Gangstress I always keep a spare ladder

Gangstress · 41-45, F

@MountainBard 👀 i think you'll need more than a step ladder

MountainBard · 31-35, M

@Gangstress if you could get it up there without a step ladder I can get it with one 😒😒

Bexsy

That file probably pretty thick by now

MountainBard · 31-35, M

@Bexsy it’s impressive

Bexsy

@MountainBard 😏 that's right

GLITTER · 36-40, F

You can’t reach the shelf though

MountainBard · 31-35, M

@GLITTER if I didn’t already know you and @Gangstress were together

KimmyGary · F

Thats what the judge say as he took my gun

MountainBard · 31-35, M

@KimmyGary what a bully

deadgerbil · 22-25

@MountainBard [media=https://youtu.be/6x2PyFu_T3E]

MountainBard · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil they were ahead of the time with the hidden adult jokes

deadgerbil · 22-25

@MountainBard imagine if that prison joke was in the new episodes, people would have a meltdown

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

Good luck lifting that book!

MountainBard · 31-35, M

@Silentpleasure I’m not an action figure 😒

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@MountainBard no the book is that big though!

MountainBard · 31-35, M

@Silentpleasure ahhh I see lmao

turnedtostone · 51-55, FNew

It was one little joy ride, I swear I didn't know it was the mayor's car

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

Oh no, not the dreaded "permanent record"!!! 😆 🤣

hunkalove · 61-69, M

A+, I'll bet. Thanks, Bardy!

AlexaSmilez1 · 22-25, F

EAT MY SHORTZ!!

Azlotto · M

Go ahead, but I only removed one mattress tag.

iamonfire696 · 36-40, F

Okay Richard if you must 🙄. You sound just like your wife Karen and you must be teaching your children Chad and Becky how to be just like you 🙄🙄🙄.