Weird stuff, 2nd of March 2019. Gotta keep up with the traditions, albeit I have been skipping a lot, for which I'm truly sorry. Your brains have had time to heal and Bob doesn't really like that from his worshippers.
I just realized, that I gotta be alive to see Finland winning the Olympic Gold Medal in Men's Ice Hockey in 2020.Unfortunately, our women can probably catch silver... But beating either USA or Canada in the semis... That's such a huge win, that our lionesses will go after the big one, hungry as hell. For a very small country, we have a lot to show off.
It's nice to know, that some of you understand me, between the light and dark, between the humor and seriousness.For that, I will be eternally grateful, even if the cloaked sharp object salesman caught me soon.
How many times have I told you, that rusty old nails aren't real food?!Eat deceased doorknobs, instead.
Have you noticed anything peculiar about the migrating patterns of the elephants?It seems like they are about to invade Nordic Countries! What kind of sorcery is this?!
Still alive, sort of.Had the first proper sleep this week, last night. Death hasn't won this auction yet.
Took me this long to start wondering, why Similar Worlds is offering VIP...I'm quite certain, that most of us are using AdBlock Plus and/or uBlock Origin. I have never seen a single ad on the site... So, what is the point of VIP, really?
Okay, let's get right into business. I used to work as a NATO liason officer for six months, before I was deemed "mentally unstable".I did have the privilege to meet other sentient life forms, although we are pretty much like ants compared to them. Nord women are beautiful, but as they are strongly telepathic, dating could become an issue. Since I was pretty much a comedy...See More »
I feel... "Mr Death is a reaper"... Something nasty coming this way. There are tons of metal over here and I feel insecure, as another post would......reveal how bloody scared I feel, now that things are reaching the closure, a bit by bit.
Do you know anyone, who is actively doing something, that most people would find weird, as a hobby?An acquaintance of mine collects old mobile/cell phones. I think he has every model from every manufacturer up to 2010 or so, all in working order. Prices drop fast, when it comes to used phones, so he just keeps looking at the net auctions for "new"...See More »
What was your dream job, when you were four years and 27 days old?Mine was to become a fuel truck driver. Exciting with a constant chance for big boom. Never happened, either.
Do you know, how it feels to be home? Naturally there are occasional fights and you get suddenly stabbed with a fork, but...As I came back on Similar Worlds, after this silly hiatus I had to take, I was actually feeling nervous. I'm not nervous anymore, as -let the Almighty Bob be my witness - I'm glad you didn't give up on me coming back. Now... If there isn't anybody,...See More »
Do you ever try to learn more about people by sniffing their armpits for six or more hours?Predators (not certain about Schwarzenegger's silly little foe) can smell your fear, What happens, when you slept next to one (still not Schwarzenegger, sorry) and suddenly realized, that your previously wet socks had been in the oven for 12 hours?...See More »
Now, I admit, that I would be the worst parent ever, so as you kids like to take it...DO NOT STEAL ANY HELICOPTERS, WHEN... What was I supposed to be here next? Oh,,. EVER!
What if that prince, whatever his name was......had accidentally dropped the shoe and... A raccoon had put his/her paw into it? Is there a reversed "the glove won't fit" excuse in fairy tales? P.S. There is enough evidence to put that silly crackpot of a lawyer behind the bars, but... They...See More »
I'm wrong, every now and then, but what gets me, is that I slip up in the two last sentences of a long answer..."I'm trying to make a compelling argument and then... "EDIT... Damn it."
How dare people accuse those, innocent, little giraffes to be working as NSA listening posts? They use hippopotamuses! Their snouts are like big, all sensing platforms for an every type of communication, ranging from microwaves to smoke signals!
We have a lot of space over here, with a lot of really, really tiny towns spread around the country and there are certain side-effects.Most of our heating architecture is based on running hot water through pipes, warmed by near-by power plants. This produces a bit of excessive power, but also very hot water to circulate around the small town areas, such as this one. Now, there are...See More »
Having a bit of a jog, before my left calf turns into a solid-fueled rocket booster... A puzzle...What has two point four legs and you have it as your pet?
It always begins with: "That is a long story." Not this time.I had a nasty fall a week ago. Happens occasionally over here. Slippery slopes, especially, when taking the rather long wheelchair ramp. Could not concentrate at all for a week, as I was unable to even walk properly. Had some drugs and slept....See More »
A bit of advice to proper muscle treatment.I'm not a doctor, obviously, so if you seek professional advice, I'm not the one to offer such. One thing I am, though, it's quite prone to having accidents of the physical kind. So, that means I've had to learn certain tricks to keep my muscles...See More »
Well, I just had an experience I would not recommend to anyone.I didn't realize it would be that slippery - icy - outside... So, I took the wheelchair ramp, instead of the stairs. Took a couple of steps, flipped, went head over heels and banged my head to the side rail and... I'm very uncertain about the next...See More »
Here's a poem for you all... Everybody...Out of the nothingness, a reflection emerged, there weren't a thing to reflect, but one red, a ruby, so beautiful and wonderful to behold, that gem would become life, a husband and wife, this is the story of the gem to be told. Nobody knows where it...See More »