If you had a screwdriver and a hippopotamus, what kind of soup would you start to prepare (other ingredients), before tickling him/her to the death?I'm thinking peeled potatoes and some carrots, perhaps some chili and cayenne to give it a proper kick. Till is almost obligatory, in this case.
I just got called "gay" for being a foreigner. I guess some people lack the sense of humor.Nothing new, per se, but it's still a bit irritating.
If you were given three hours to turn a laser pointer into a weapon, what other stuff would you use for the task?I'm thinking my toaster and microwave could do the trick, with some Plutonium 239, which I always have in my freezer.
What a lovely morning in Finland. Birds are singing, the Sun is shining, not a single cloud in the sky.And most of all, the air is still. No wind. Went out for my morning cigarette (I know cancer patients shouldn't smoke) and it was a great pleasure. Hope you all have a good Saturday.
Watching Cape Fear for the first time in twenty+ years. Didn't remember, how good the movie is.I'm really glad I got it recorded on my cloud service.
Everything is fine and dandy, as long as you have a home, but how about homeless people?We have them over here as well, albeit not in the same percentage of the population than the bigger countries. Some of them become professional criminals, hoping to get caught, since spending time in jail for a few years is better than sleeping under...See More »
My new brand, called Dyslexia, comes with rabid squirrels in the pockets.Should I put a warning label on the clothing? "Dno't tup hads in peckers?"
Which wire was it, that I'm supposed to cut again?It's not like this bomb is about to disarm itself, without any external help.
Every time I hear somebody saying, "it's just a walk in the park", I start wondering...What if the park had gotten invaded by hungry subspace dwelling alligators just ten minutes earlier?
Happy upcoming Easter, folks. Try not to play with flaming bongo drums this year,That could get a bit dangerous.
How many times do I have to tell you not to stick that pencil in your nose?No wonder you keep getting nosebleeds. Try a pitchfork instead,
I guess I have to apologize for being negative in my first post today.I am feeling much better now. Having a bit of fun saves the day.
I'm sick of being sick.Every half an hour I look at my bed, thinking I would much rather go and simply die in my sleep. I have problems to catch any sleep, I have problems staying awake. No energy to keep myself in shape. Body fluids gathering to places they are unwelcome...See More »
Have you noticed, how goats are lacking even the basic self-preservation skills?Like, if a transport plane was on fire over the sea, they wouldn't exit from an open hatch, no matter how many parachutes were available for fair use.
Now, for some of you this might come as a surprise. I have been making electronic music for 25 years now. Heavy metal was just an unexpected addenum. I love vocal trance music. Especially Above & Beyond and not just because the group has a Finnish member.
Have you seen that flick that kills you? I had to do 23 cycles, before finding myself reborn to my original body...I was an owl, a parakeet, dalmatian, twice an earthworm, bulldog, platypus, blue whale, spider monkey, hippopotamus, polar bear, a pigeon, vampire, tiger, seagull, an elephant and for the last seven times a fruit fly.
Why are we missing such an obvious category to ask about, as Nature?There are several less important categories to be chosen from... I guess Bob made the Admin do it.
We all know what happens, when you split a single atom, but what if several were split at the same time - like a squirrel?I'm quite certain, that Kim-Jong Un is developing a squirrel bomb in his shed.
Edgar Rice Burroughs?Have you read his books? I did, as a kid. Tarzan was awesome. "Tarzan, bundolo!" Also loved the John Carter series.
Since I had to spend yet another stint in the local hospital, I hadn't seen Bahrain GP before today. One peculiarity in SkySport's graphics poked me. It poked me straight in my eyeballs, my nerves and whichever of the working two brain cells, that is attached to my logic circuits. How on Earth can they exclaim, that Grosjean had had two pit stops, when the guy was out of the race completely,...See More »
So, apparently anything else interests people more than a live NASA broadcast from the International Space Station?Nice to know. I will never post another post about the subject then.