Mother of gods, I’m sleepy today 🥱Weird add dreams kept waking me up all night. I kept having a recurring dream about a girl I dated in Jr. High. Last I heard about her, she was on her way to prison for drug trafficking, B&E, and petty theft. In the dreams she kept talking me into...See More »
My poor dog hates the rain 😅He keeps asking to be let into the yard to do his business, but he gets as far as the steps and gets his paws wet and want back in. Now he’s in the open door looking from me to the yard and back again, like “Daddy, I have to go! Make it dry...See More »
The Arkansas TravellerOnce upon a time in Arkansas An old man sat in his little cabin door And he fiddled out a tune that he loved to hear A jolly little tune that he played by ear It was raining hard, but the fiddler didn’t care He sawed away at the popular air Though...See More »
It’s a California downpour out there this morning!By the standards of the rest of the country it’s just a rainy day, but by our measure it’s practically a hurricane! 😅
Here’s a weird thought for you…Every time you take a breath, there’s a non-zero chance of taking in a molecule of oxygen that was once in the lungs of Issac Newton, and over a 20 year period it’s a near certainty.
In case I should unexpectedly vanish,If you, if you ever wonder, Wonder what ever became of me… (Just assume) I’m living on the air in Cincinnati, Cincinnati WKRP 😉
Random thought…does anyone know what ever became of JupiterDreams?We weren’t friends or anything, but for some reason I keep wondering whatever happened to her.
I love my boys, but sometimes… 😤My lil dog kept hearing something outside last night and waking me up with low growls and soft barks until 3am. My cat decided to make as much noise as possible using his box at 5am…still don’t know what he was doing but it sounded like he emptied...See More »
My GF was upset that I never take her out to eat, so I told her I would take her to eat at an exclusive members only club. Somehow she wasn’t impressed 🤷♂️
SW needs to fix this picture problem, or I’m gonna go make my own website! With hookers and blackjack! In fact, forget the website… 😅
Did mankind invent sliced bread and countertop toasters just so we’d have a point of reference for what a stroke smells like? 🤔😂
I should have paid the extra $2.99 for 4am delivery of that fleece lined beanie I have coming today…it’s cold this morning!It’s only 45F here 🥶🥺😂
I just found out the doomsday prediction for 1687 actually came true!Yes the world actually ended 337 years ago, but we’ve all been too busy selfishly living our lives to notice 🤷♂️
The AirTag on my dog’s collar makes me feel like a terrible parent when I leave him at my GF’s…As I’m driving away the alert comes up on my phone (Quote) 😭
Apparently I’m quotable when I’m stoned 😂GF: Do you ever wonder what could have been with missed opportunities? Me: *puff puff* The path not taken isn’t worth dwelling on, because you didn’t take it 🤷♂️ I’m now being posted on Facebook 😂
Woohoo! My lil doggo is airtagged now!My GF was worried about her boys escaping out the front door, so she got them AirTags and collar holders, and while she was at it got my lil guy one too. Now if I could figure out how to sync his AirTag with my Covid tracking chip, we’ll neither...See More »