How about we disqualify both of the old men running for president and run Harris v Haley instead.Could America handle choosing between two women for the office? 🤔
Ugh, so sleepy today!Barely slept last night…kept tossing and turning all night, waking up from a weird dream. An alien starship landed on top of the mall while my GF and I were shopping. It was massive…a good twenty or thirty decks tall, with the main body about as wid...See More »
Quick tip for iPhone users…So I’ve been having a problem with my Alexa app tell me every song I try to add to my playlist is already in it. The only solution I had heard was to uninstall all Alexa and Amazon music apps, redownload them and sign back in, then reset all the...See More »
My GF has always suspected my place is haunted. I’ve always thought that was a cute little superstition, but now I’m beginning to wonder…My ChatGPT app has started responding to unheard voices in my house, and replying in Ukrainian. Last night it suddenly started speaking, and I asked what that was about. It said I had said “Thank you for seeing me” in Ukrainian, and it was simply res...See More »
If you ever need brain surgery, hit me up! I’ve been practicing, and ten percent of the time it’s been 100% nonfatal 😁
The ultimate in directional airflow…a Honeywell table fan mounted to a wall tv mount arm! Hey I grew up in Arkansas, which gives me a masters degree in redneck engineering 😂
Ok, the weather is crazy. My GF is driving to Vegas from SoCal on business, and just sent a short video of it snowing out toward Victorville!
Ok, lemme see if I have this right. Some of you actually believe that Taylor swift, the NFL, the Biden campaign, the Pentagon, NATO and the FBIAre all working together to rig the Super Bowl in order for Biden to win in November? Just one question. How much meth are you smoking? 🤦♂️
Ha! They said they programmed ChapGPT so it wouldn’t help you build a weapon, but it’s just helped me work out how to build a quantum bomb! Take that!Now all I have to do is figure out a way to quantum entangle every atom of Hydrogen4 to every other H4 atom in the galaxy and manipulate one to trigger them all to undergo fission simultaneously in the milliseconds they exist for thereby detonating...See More »
I think the stream behind my GFs apartment is going to flood with all this rain.She’s not in danger, so no worries there. But this normally quiet little stream is at the bottom of a 10 foot concrete embankment that’s quite a bit wider than the little stream needs, and when I was there earlier the water was just a couple feet fro...See More »
My poor puppy hates the rain 🫤He keeps asking to go out like he needs to potty, but every time he steps out his paws get wet and he darts right back in again 😅
Science says that all galaxies are moving away from ours because space is expanding.But what if it’s just that our galaxy farted 🤔
If you’ve had sleep paralysis, what was the thing you saw in the room with you?I had it when I was 10 and 11, and every time the thing I saw in the room with me was column of darkness roughly 9 feet tall and 3 feet wide…a bit like the smoke monster in Lost, but vertical. It felt evil, like it needed to feed on my soul to...See More »
Attention! Today is cancelled on account of I don’t wanna leave the warmed of the blankets. Thank you for understanding.Also it’s supposed to rain, so there’s that 🤷♂️
There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn’t? Poll (22) See Poll OptionsThere’s a right answer in there, I promise 🙂
And the people gathered at the base of Mount Olympus, with more joining each day.And each day as noon approached they would gather together, so that at the midday hour they could cry out in one voice that the gods may hear them “Bezos, hear us! Please update Alexa with ChatGPT!”
Appreciation post for UndercoverBardI may give you a hard time, @UndercoverBard, but this place wouldn’t be the same without you. Your great sense of humor and endless great posts help make SW worth logging into daily. You probably think I’m kind of a jerk, but you’re pretty great,...See More »
My GF got me some Filipino goat stew…so good!Ngl, I like Jamaican goat stew a bit more, but mostly because they take the bones out before serving 😂
Should we go back to the Camelot system of government? Watery tarts throwing swords at people to determine the leader?🤔
My dog is the best therapist 🥰Woke up still feeling the anxiety and depression of yesterday. My heart feels like it’s racing, but my pulse is only 84bpm. My head is splitting and it feels hard to breathe. I was just now having a severe anxiety episode, bordering on the start of a...See More »