Why is it when you friendzone someone, they think you don't want to be friends?It's not that I don't want to be her friend, I just can't always make her a priority. Life happens, I forget things, I'm sorry. Idk what to do...
Anything you wanna blame me for now? Your career, your relationships, the murder of Archduke Ferdinand?
When she goes from posting about her boyfriend every five to almost never, what do you make of it? Poll (12) See Poll OptionsSomeone close to us both said "there was a darkness" in her relationship. I figured he just said that to make me feel better since I get jealous...See More »
How do we feel about girls with eyebrow piercings? I'm not sure how to feel... Poll (24) See Poll Options
That awesome moment when you see an ex mention you in a valentine's day post and you get a boost cuz you're still in the running 😈😈😈Happy Valentine's Day, Y'all!!
Aww crap! Valentine's day is in two weeks and my choices are a married woman, a 22-yr old, or a deadbeat. Who do I choose? Poll (20) See Poll Options
How do you know if things are too intimate between you and your boss? My friends think she has a thing for me, but I never took it seriously until nowI always figured she was just informal, but lately there have been more flirtatious texts and "I miss you texts". It makes me a bit uncomfortable. She's my boss and atleast 20 years my senior, so the idea of a relationship would be very...See More »
Mom: "So whatever happened to that nice girl from before?" Me: "She still has the boyfriend, Mom." Mom: "You sure?" Smh 😮💨
Her: "Before we get started, I want you to know I blocked my ex." Me: "I just asked you to pass the butter..."
How do you deal with a girl who consistantly talks about her ex? It's not my relationship! Why talk to me? Poll (26) See Poll OptionsIs she trying to make me jealous? Is she just looking for someone to talk to? Why even ask me or anyone? It's not my relationship, and honestly it...See More »
Show this weekend, followed by helping my sister move in with her boyfriend, followed by thanksgiving, followed by another show. How's your holiday?
CAGE MATCH OF THE CENTURY!! Gaetz has vowed to vacate McCarthy's speakership, but McCarthy says he's gonna oust him first! WHO'S GONNA WIN IT?!?! Poll (6) See Poll Options
She asked me once how often I think about the roman empire, and now I can't stop thinking about it. How does that even work?!?!
After 5 days of rain and my contact randomly folding in my eye, I feel like a 3 hour nap is necessary. Anyone else? Poll (3) See Poll Options
Nothing like waking up in the night to find out someone's trying to get a hold of your fb account, amirite? :(
Internet: "Come on man!! Don't you want your ex back?" Me: "What the hell did I google?" Poll (7) See Poll Options
What is up with you people? I'm sitting here making steak and y'all are on some depressing life sh*t? Wth?
Ladies: when you're staying at a guys place, what size bed should he have? Poll (9) See Poll OptionsI had a full size bed at my old place, but I'm thinking about getting a bigger bed.