It’s twenty years ago since my first date with my wife. Incredible how time flies.I wouldn’t swap her for the world.
As much as I enjoy a vibrant community, having Israel and Hamas supporters clash here isn’t a good poster for multiculturalism.Is this going to happen every time there’s a war somewhere? Immigrants smashing up the high street?
A 90 year old man who escaped from a care home to celebrate a 70th D-Day anniversary is going to be made into a film🙂 Bernard Jordan a Royal Navy officer who took part in the landings was advised against attended on health grounds and was reported missing the following day at the care home. He turned up in France in his best suit to commemorate those lost. He...See More »
Samuel L Jackson used to be cool. But you can forget that. He’s now appearing on tvs in the U.K. advertising toasty white bread.And Snoop Dog? He’s been advertising junk food delivery for almost a decade over here. I guess in the end everyone needs a retirement fund…
Gen X was probably the last generation of feral kids.I remember one boring humid summer day where me and my mates, most of us 8-10 years old spent the day trying to put leeches on girls, or touching the electrified cattle fence for shits and giggles. One day some guy laying water pipe didn’t know...See More »
I’ve just been called racist. I’m fairly sure I’m not. All I said was I find blondes and redheads of fair complexion attractive.People need to calm down. Not every conversation has to be debate or fight.
The first day of a holiday. The girls are in bed, and me and my wife are sat under blankets on the balcony watching a thunderstorm way out at sea.Absolute bliss.
Rarely is revenge noble or even handed. But it is always sweet.When I was 16 my first boss told me I was useless to the point of unemployable and that I should quit or be removed. But by the time I was 18 I had taken her job from her, and left it a year later to join the military. It’s wrong to tell young...See More »
Medieval peasants only worked around 150 days a year and the feudal lords were legally liable for the quality of their housing and medical care.But sure we’re all free and better off now… Many saints days or holidays (holy days) were left free for worship and relaxation. And wars excluding religious strife and uprisings only killed off the aristocracy and those in their pay. The rest of the...See More »
If I smack my wife’s arse I’m told to grow up. But if she does it to me it means “you’ve got two minutes to get upstairs.”I’m not complaining. Perhaps my smack is getting lost in translation somehow. 🙃
Unpopular opinion, in the U.K. at least:When the American Revolution was won, it should have spread back to the U.K., and we should have dragged royalty and aristocracy out of their palaces into the streets and hung them from the nearest tree for mass corruption at the detriment of the...See More »
America - if you want to deport Harry, by all means. But please don’t send him home. Maybe consider France perhaps?
I’m so relieved neither of my girls like barbie. Ones a Jedi, the other is a Gryffindor.The internet madness can stay on the other side of the screen. There’s just wand and lightsaber fights to break up…
I got home from Italy today, I’ve never been so happy to see rain. I’ve spent three days sweating from places I didn’t know had sweat glands. 38c ffsAnd I went to Pisa had my photo taken with the leaning tower, and didn’t to that “leaning on it” bullshit. You’re welcome Italy.
The 21st Century is being told you’re intolerant by someone who doesn’t tolerate wheat.It was easier to mind your own business and be happy in years starting 19.
2003 was a good year. I was fully settle in to an RAF career, I met a girl on holiday who I’m now married to, and… I was bouncing around with my mates to this banger …turn the bass up 🙂