The other day someone was dissing the KKK. So I said, "Actually, liberals are the ones who are intolerant bigots."Now I'm not one to brag, but that was one of the most clever things I've ever said. It sure feels good to defend the honor of ordinary Americans.
FACT: There are only two genders.The liberal globalist agender, and the agender to make America great again.
Did you hear what Stephen Colbert said about Trump!? Totally unacceptable. It really hurt my feelings when I heard that.
It's all Democrats' fault that some people don't have health insurance.Before Obamacare, everything was perfect because the free market was in charge of healthcare.
Who else is sick of ivory league liberals telling ordinary Americans how to live their lives?They want to tell us who we can marry. What bathrooms we can use. What we can do with our own bodies. And worst of all, it's all based on a bunch of academic bullcrap that doesn't apply to the real world. Who's with me?
Economics 102: If a Hardworking, God-Fearing Patriot is poor, it's because liberals destroyed his job.
So lately I've been thinking about... well, liberals, and it's got me really upset.Can you guys please help me to feel better? I guess I just need someone to talk to right now.
Why won't liberals ever stop talking crap about Trump and the Republicans?Like what's the point of just going through life always criticizing some group of people and blaming everything on them? Now that's what I call triggered.
What could you have accomplished by now if it weren't for liberals?I'd probably be the next Bill Gates.
Boy howdy, I'm so excited that the Republicans finally control the entire government so they can repeal Obamacare!The best part is, you know their replacement for it is gonna be really good, because they've had 7 whole years to work on it! Democrats thought Republicans were powerless to do anything when Obama was in charge, but the Rebublicans were quietly...See More »
Can you believe they made me take off my "Make America Great Again" hat for this mugshot? I am a victim of liberals suppressing my freedom of speech.