Now I know that some have more defined culinary tastes and skillsBut you you ever make Spaghetti'Os on toast? Bout' to Wolf this baby!!
Have you ever reminisced of someoneas you dunk a cookie in milk? Then maybe held it under till the bubbles stoped?
Ever been asked if you were seeing someone?Ever automatically assume they were talking about a psychiatrist? 🤔
Motivational speech of the day [I Am a Motivational Speaker]Times are gonna get tough. But always remember that as you travel down any given shaft, you were once the strongest sperm. ❤️
Motivational speech of the day [I Am a Motivational Speaker]If ever..ev' er a man with a mullet tells you he doesn't give a shit! Believe him 100%.
What might best express your masculinity or feminty?An accessory...your mind set...or perhaps your heart?
Motivational speech of the day: [I Am a Motivational Speaker]You are a leader. Not a follower. Unless it's dark...then, well. Allow them to proceed. ❤️
When trying to accomplish any taskAre you more apt to "half ass" it, or perhaps incorporate the entirety of your full ass? 🤔
Blame it on Barney!!Lure you in...make you believe " I love you, you love me".. Eat a brick, lyin' Purple Bastard!!
Can you even imagine [I Love Birthdays]Remembering that time you woke up... having never ever slept? That day you were born ❤️
You have now been visited by the SWanky Opossum It has blessed you with a renewed sence of self worth. If you feel like garbage, you're double blessed. SWanky loooves garbage. ❤️
Rude to like...toss a breath mint into someone's yapwhile they're speakin' ? #breathsmellslikestraightupasscheese
You any good at relationships? [I Hate Break Ups]I seem to break up with people I haven't even met yet 🤷♀️