For others who like to tend the grill themselves perhaps... Came across a fabulous alternative 🙂 Given enough space who you make use of it?
Any one down to attend couples counselingto see at what point the therapist realizes we don't even know each other ? 🤔
Have you ever used the term..." Don't get me started!!" Knowing full damn well you're waaaay past getin' started?
Do you occasionally reap the benefits of random kindness?I gave a drunk girl a hair tie in the restroom last night. She invited me to her wedding in June 🤭
Shouldn't there be an emoji for:" I saw your PM but didn't know how to perfectly respond so I waited till I knew exactly what to say but it's been a month and now I experience microbursts of shame and near catatonic state of existential dread and avoidence each time I see your...See More »
Have you ever dismissed horrible decisionsby saying...." Yeah, that was a weird time in my life". ? As if the rest of your existence wasn't absolute clown shoes .
You ever wake up, stretch and most of your limbs all crack at once? [I Love Raves]Kinda like glow stick status. 🤔
I'm no health field expert...But the results of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine blood clots study seemed to only effect woman. A WTF in itself, but as an entrepreneur I hope to market tee shirts to J&J proclaiming: It takes a Real Man to handle This Johnson!!
Figure this equation: Probability+ Scepticism+ Conditioned behavior: [I Am Comfortable With Mathematical Equations]I side stepped a girlfriend as she undertook a social experiment. A Phych major she is. So... In a plastic grocery bag was a brand new Iphone and Brand new Apple Airpods max headphones. In their respective unopened packaging. 1500$ We approached...See More »
Ever walk away from someone who judged all your faults [I Walk Alone]while you were busy overlooking theirs?
Are there two of " YOU" ?As if to say... "My" "life". Or...I can't live.. with... myself. I and myself. Two of you? Ever consider that one might not be real?
Motivational speech of the day: [I Am a Motivational Speaker] Maybe there comes a time when we must let go of those thoughts of what life might be like...And learn to find peace in the story we are living. Behind closed eyes , turn todays page and as the main character, know deep in your heart a badass...See More »
Motivational speech of the day: [I Am a Motivational Speaker] Soooo many ghosts that post irrelevant opinions of others as of late. As if to say...look at them...but not I. Never loose track of the notion that what you judge in others you recognize in yourself. They simply opted for an easier way to face...See More »
When was the last time someone showed you a [I Miss You]cool rock they found? Adult biz' kinda sucks at times 🤷♀️
Motivational speech of the day: [I Am a Motivational Speaker] Struggle? Of course we struggle!! That's cuz' we don't give up! Stop trying to make everyone happy! We aren't shots of Tiquila! We're not reduced to the label some choose to select. You are the volume of your heart! 100% Proof. Cheers and...See More »
Motivational speech of the day: [I Am a Motivational Speaker]No one watches you closer than those whom doubt your possiblies. In their terms along these lines we might be reduced to SWhoes. Never reduce yourself to the short sighted insecure opinion of others. Proud looks good on you ! Now handle your...See More »
Ever find yourself attracted to what you can't have [I Believe In Laws Of Attraction]and chased by what you don't want?
Would you rather your murder remain unsolved [I Believe A True Gentleman Leaves No Puzzle Unsolved]Or have a forensic technician go through your phone? 🤔
I knew I'd heard of it... Saw the signs.. Became huge news quick! Now Thee Madonna is even on board!! Dedicated to she whom inspires singular authenticity. Clique of One ❤️