The older I get, the more I regret all the people I've lost over the years.Maybe being a trail guide wasn't such a great idea after all.
Ladies, please stop asking Santa for the perfect man.It's the third time this week his tried to kidnap me!
Our entire universe is probably in a tiny glass jar somewhere, placed on a shelf in an alien child's room as a science fair project that got a C-
I did a jigsaw of TV Show visual puns. There is supposed to be 100 puns in it but I have only found 66. Can you do better?
Ever play Nap roulette?For those of you who are not familiar with it what you do is when you go for a nap you don't set your alarm... Will it be 20 minutes or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It's risky and I like it.
How old does a kid need to be before he can drink coffee?And how good would your grades have been if you were allowed a cuppa at lunch time?
Have you ever fallen asleep in a recliner in front of the TV?How did you do it. Those things aren't that comfortable.
Its supposed to be: Sticks and stone may break your bones but words will never hurt us... When did that change to 'words will get you cancelled'?
Don't wear headphones while vacuuming, I've just did the whole house before realizing the vacuum wasn't plugged in.
How much of a Youtube video do you have to watch before it counts as a view?I don't know how a view supports the creator of the Youtube Vid. But I just noticed something else in the suggestion bar that I want to watch next, and if I watch the current clip all the way to the end, the screen goes to somewhere else and I can't...See More »