I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.Someone sent me this joke on facebook. But it has special meaning to me. Cause it is very similar to what my Dad and Grandpa did: Grandpa had been digging in his front yard and hit the electrical cable that black out the street. He was too...See More ยป
Sometimes someone unexpected comes into your life outta nowhere, makes your heart race and changes you forever.We call these people cops.
New Self-Care pro tip: Talk to yourself the way you talk to dogs. "Hi, sweet girl." - "You're so chubby and cute." - "Want a treat?" - "Need a nap?"
That moment when your steak is on the grill & you can already feel your mouth watering. Do you Vegans feel the same when mowing the lawn?
Have you ever shared an earphone with someone, walking arm in arm?I only ever did it once, during a 'Relay for Life' event with a friend. We had both had some whiskey previously and were trying to keep each other from stumbling.. She is the only person I know who can sing along to 99 Luftballoons in German, Polish,...See More ยป
I've been told that desexing your dog would stop him barking so much. I dunno about that. I feel that his nuts are at the opposite end of the problem.And why is it, a woman's first idea to solve the problem, is to chop off the nuts?
A man in Mclarenvale has been found not guilty of murdering his Grandfather due to mental incompetence. WTH?Does the court realise they just sent the guy who was living with his Grandparents, back to the Grandparent he didn't kill?
Ever go to see a Doctor and they treat you like an idiot wasting their time, because you didn't Google your symptoms first beforehand?Its not often you come across a Doctor with that attitude but I get the feeling they were destined to be a pharmacist instead... But then occasionally you come across a Pharmacist who acts like they know more then the Doctor...
Have you seen the anime 'Kotaro lives alone' on Netflix? It's only 10 episodes, its very sweet and gentle.
Do you live in a neighbourhood filled with responsible cat owners who put bells on their overlords and let them out at night?I swear, it sounds like f#cking Christmas eve with all these bells...
Ever get so little sleep, stay awake way to long that when you finally close your eyes to sleep, a wave of nausea hits you?
When you post something here and you have to select a group. Is 'Jason Momoa' the first suggestion that comes up?I posted one meme about him 2 months ago and now I feel like his stalking me...๐
Me: (sobbing my heart out, eyes swollen, nose red)... I can't see you anymore... I am not going to let you hurt me like this again!Trainer: It was a sit up. You did one sit up.
My brothers kid is going through a rebellious phase about cleaning his bedroom and I decided to help:My Nephew: I feel like Dad's always making up rules and stuff. Me: Like What? My Nephew: Like if I don't clean my room a portal will open and take me to another dimension. Me: Well that's what happened to your older brother. My Nephew: What older...See More ยป
Mothers: We all have the power to change at least one thing a day. Please make it your underwear.Me: Why? You wouldn't be able to tell if they were clean before the bus run me over.
Aliens: We have killed your leaders, and are here to take over your government.Us: Oh, thank God. ๐ฝ๐ฝ๐ฝ Aliens: HUH?
I know its wrong to solve the maths problems for your niece, but did the teacher have to grade it an F?
Have you ever tried to clean your kitchen floors using only your feet and some baby wipes?Without spilling your beer...
7pm and dinner hasn't miraculously appeared on the stove, I guess I better order a pizza... This is the second time this week! ๐