Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons, and proceeded to the checkout counter. The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?' 'Eight', the boy replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother....See More »
Every day I come home my dog runs at me like we are finally gonna nail the lift from that scene in dirty dancing.
Nah babe you're still cute, the way you downed an energy drink then took a nap threw me off that's all
I have decided with a peaceful spirit, a loving heart, and a clear mind that some people can still kiss my ass.
We must all do our bit for the planet. I just unplugged a row of electric cars, that no one was using.🤣🤣🤣
1 study says your sleep a lot because your depressed and a 2nd says your depressed because you sleep a lot. What?So the 1st study says kinda suggests that if you get over your depression you wont need to sleep so much. But the 2nd suggests, that if you set you alarm clock for 1 hour shorter then you normally would. you wont feel depressed. 🤷🏼♂️ I'm confused,...See More »
People accusing JK Rowlings of being Transphobic in the Harry Potter books... Can someone explain what that is about?Cause I read those books 7 times when I was a kid/mid 20's and never noticed anything Transphobic. We read every dream Harry ever had and never once did this teenage boy have a naughty one. Which leads me to assume Voldemort was getting Harry's...See More »
When you encounter words you've never heard of before, do you look them up to see what they mean?- When reading a novel I encounter many words I have never heard of before...
When did Easter become like gift giving at Christmas?Or is this just my family. I wanted to get some Easter eggs for my Nieces and Nephew. But got some for their mums, Dad's, Grandparents (my dad - cause if I didn't give him one he'd eat all of theirs.) 😏
If you don’t want to work anymore, is that a sign you’re getting lazy or just that you need a new job?
This is a fun meme but it raises a few questions... Like how did the cat get in there? Did they get it out safely? Can I pat it?
Who many boys/men out there are named 'Alice' do you reckon?Seeing how its one of those non-binary names deriving from old French meaning "Of Nobility"
You ever buy something at the grocery store cause it looked nice and the price was good but when it comes up as an error with the brand name,you don't recognise it?
Any good slow cooker recipes you know off the top of your head?I’m knocking off work in 40 minutes. And gotta pass the shops on the way. I was thinking of making a slow cooker stew but can’t remember the recipes. Meat, veg, a tin of diced tomatoes or was it a bottle of beer? With brown sugar a bay leaf and a tab...See More »
Last night my neighbours kept me up with the headboard banging. I finally yelled, "The guy last night made her scream louder." That shut them up. 😏