Just when I'm losing faith in society, I see a little old lady smile and give up her seat for a pregnant man, with a beard.
Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a shoulder hurts.
When a woman wears leather clothing, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he goes weak in the knees and he begins to think irrationally.Ever wonder why?...See More »
Gen Z kids will never know of the 1991's 17-week-long reign of terror brought about by Bryan Adams and the Robin Hood soundtrack.
After committing a crime, always have a fire extinguisher with you. No one gets stopped while running with a fire extinguisher.
When you make a sandwich on the weekend. Do you clean up straight away or do you leave that till after you've eaten?
The closest feeling to a snow day as an adult is not having to wash a measuring cup because you only used it for water.
If you one-up conspiracy theorist, they don't know what to do. "The moon landing was fake" "Oh, you believe in the moon?" 😲
How can you tell how heavy a red hot chilli pepper is?Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weight now.
Studies show that cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
No matter how lazy you feel, remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap in the middle of a burglary.