Feels like I’m coming down with another cold again, do you know any ways to strengthen the immune system?
Grandma's Boyfriend:A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said. "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?" Grandma replied, "Honey, my...See More »
Banks should do a better job of keeping their ATMs filled. This is the fifth one I've been to that says insufficient funds.
A woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: "You shouldn't make my husband work like that. He's exhausted!"The officer laughs and says, "Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!" The wife replies: "He just told me he's been digging a tunnel for months!"
I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.I figured that my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit even though I knew that I was not speeding. Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but again the camera flashed. Now I began to...See More »
I thought I had lost my Beanie this morning so after searching the house, I retraced my steps home from work in the hopes to find it.8kms (5miles) later I got home and went to get something out my sock draw and there it was. . . I must be getting senile in my old age. 😅
Why is the story’Pride and Prejudice’ considered so romantic?Considering the personalities of Elizabeth and Mr Darcy, I’d give them a year of married life before they go full ‘Johnny Depp and what’s her chops’
My boss has reserved one of the toilets at work for her private use, so I printed this meme out and stuck it to the door inside: I have been requested to attend a HR meeting on Tuesday.
How do you work out Fahrenheit anyway?It’s 9 degrees Celsius here which is 50 Fahrenheit? 50 is a high number in Celsius…
How late have you slept in on your day off?I had a day off today and didn't set the alarm. I slept 11 hours...
After many years of marriage, Marie is completely fed up with her husband far*ing loudly and disgustingly all night long.She would tell him that he was going to blow his guts out if he kept it up like that. He would just laugh, getting pleasure from annoying her so much. Then one morning, after a horrible night spent bathed in fumes from his bowels, she’s outside on...See More »