My Sister-In-Law had a Birthday on the weekend and didn't like the presents I got her. So I could do with some suggestions for Xmas?I got her stuff for the Kitchen since she loves to cook so much. Which apparently was the wrong thing. But she got fishing gear from me at Christmas. And she's got plenty of gardening gear from the other family members. She wants something not...See More ยป
Sharks can smell blood, dogs can smell drugs but humans can't even smell themselves when they need deodorant...
Have you ever been on an airplane. And they tell you where you can find your life preserver. So you reach down and find it not there. What do you do?Do you sit there and not say anything? Hoping the flight goes well? Or do you raise an objection, and demand you get a preserver?
Husband Hack: Next time you're in a fight with your wife, start undressing. She will instantly have a headache and fall asleep. ๐
A Chinese man decides to move to Australia after 50 years of living in Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land near Mt Isa:A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the driveway he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not...See More ยป
Did you know that if you mouth the word "Vacuum" it looks like F*** you...Lordy Lordy.... You just tried it didn't you?
If your left handed and get married. Do you still put the wedding ring on your left hand or do you put it on your right?๐ค
I'm not one to brag but I just counted up all my 12 tupperwear and I'm only missing 3 lids! Who said this Adulting thing was hard?๐๐
How old were you when your parent/s let you walk to school for the first time? And would you let your kids walk to school at that age now?
They say dogs are descendant from wolves and almost identical genetically. My Question is. Are Wolves afraid of Thunderstorms too?Cause my dogs lose their shit when the Thunder starts.. ๐
If a man is always wrong and a woman is always right, when a man tells a woman she's right, is he right or wrong?
Your house is broken into & your automation system locks the burglar inside, calls the police and plays any song at Max volume as an alarm.-What song do you choose?