A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.😂
I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.🤭
Is it true, that if you open the lid of a slow cooker you have to add on 30 minutes extra of cook time?
Who else loves multiculturalism?I'm having a Vietnamese rice bowl, with Japanese soy sauce and Thai Sweet chilli sauce, with an Italian espresso coffee for lunch.
Do you shop in different stores because the items you want are cheaper that way?I'll give you the example. I needed Pistachios for a recipe. In one store it was $7.60 for a 60grm packet. In another store. It was $3.50 for an 80grm packet. That's a big difference between the two.
Braised Lamb chops, Scalloped potatoes, steamed fresh Broccoli, Carrot, beans. And a Rhubarb Tart, for dinner. 2 1/2 hours cooking time...Ordering a pizza would have been easier.
Can you guess the movie just by this one quote: "I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution."No cheating now 😉
3 Irish men in a pub called Mick, Pat and Tat. The barman says; "Are you all related?"Mick says "yeah we're triplets!" Barman said "Triplets, how come you and Pat are 6ft tall and Tat is only 4ft tall?" "Well!" Said Mick. "Me and Pat were breast fed so there was no tit for Tat."
Did you grow up a football fan cause you liked the sport or because you just wanted to fit in with the others?I know every country has their own 'football' and they differ depending on the country, but its a national sport in most and a lot of people follow it. To be honest, it never interested me, and I tried to follow it/play it/like it but it just never...See More »
It's bad enough most of these charities you've never heard of that solicit for donations in the mall are scams -But when the hippy with the clipboard and disapproving glare when you ghosted them is out in the parking lot next to his brand new Mercedes... You just have to lock him in the trunk of his car don't you? No, not really, it was just a thought. He...See More »
What is the hype about Barista's? Your pouring hot water into a cup. It's not that hard!I'm over them already, every where you go for a coffee there is a Barista there to mess up your coffee...
Has breathing in pepper through your nose ever made you sneeze?Or is this something that only happens in cartoons?
Why do we use stones for weight?A stone is 14 pounds or 6.35 Kilograms. I've heard people say their weight is 8 1/2 stones. And I'm like great, now I have to get out a f#cking calculator. Just use normal Weight!
You ever listen to an album so much you wore it out?It's hard to do with a CD but I did it twice with Meatloaf's Bat out of hell album.
How tall is Jason Statham?I was looking up his movies and Google said his height was 178 cm/5'8 tall. Which is 1 centimetre taller then me. And I'm not that tall, yet his taller then most people in his films... So is it movie magic or has Google finally let us down?