Some people will only love you as long as you fit in their box.Don't be afraid to shove that box up their ass.
Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.
Is it a rule set in stone that you have to use Spaghetti noodles for spaghetti Bolognese?Couldn't I use two minute noodles or macaroni noodles instead?
Scientific Fact!Dogs get more information from sniffing another dogs arse than humans do from watching the 7 o'clock news.
Just remember, the first rule of OCD club:Is to have a second rule so there is an even number of rules.
Its the little moments in life worth cherishing.Last weekend the weather was so nice I decided to go Golfing with my Broth and father. We noticed these two women on the tee for the tenth hole as we were on the third. By the time we got to the tenth they were still there. They had lost their golf...See More »
Wanna make a car dealer uncomfortable. Just say, "Tell me if you can hear this..." Then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Best childhood memory. Falling Asleep on the couch and waking up in bed... I miss teleporting. It never happens to me anymore.
She said dance like nobody was watching. But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her.
If you get a loan at a bank you pay it for 30 years. If you rob a bank, you're out in 10 years. Follow me for more financial advices...
What's the point of STAN having Jeepers Creepers 2 but not the first one?Those movies are a packaged deal. Like Kill Bill 1&2
The fact there are imaginary numbers in Maths is proof that humans create their own problems to cry about.
Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy and kindness.Bugs Bunny on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever and brutal.