Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood, one from Georgia, the other from Alabama.They were conversing on the porch swing of a large white pillared mansion. The Georgia peach said, "When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me." The lady from Alabama commented. "Well, isn't that nice?" The first...See More »
A large passenger plane is on its way across the Atlantic. It flies consistently at 800 km/h at 35,000 feet, when suddenly an F-22 Raptor appears.The pilot of the fighter jet slows down, flies alongside the Airbus and greets the pilot of the passenger plane by radio: "Airbus flight, a boring flight isn't it? Take care and have a look here!" He rolls his jet on its back, accelerates, breaks...See More »
So, the Disney channel has all these new movies including the Alien franchise. I had never seen Alien before and thought I should try it.The long and short of it, I'm afraid to sleep now..
Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older.It's natures way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror.
This farm kid sent a letter to the parents after joining the US Marine Corps.Dear Ma and Pa: I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled. I was restless at first because you get to stay...See More »
Woman Couldn’t Take Her Eyes Off This Handsome Man. Then He Made This PropositionA woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man...See More »
So I got really bored last night and started looking at members profiles.. Two of you have the same girlfriend.Goodnight, I'm logging out now. Have fun working out who they are.
When the quarantine is over we should post pictures of your beards and mustaches to see who has the best ones?Get your boyfriends and Husbands to join in too.
Who said this "Call off kitchen scraps, for lepers and orphans. No more merciful beheadings. And call off Christmas!" ?
At this point, I have ordered so much stuff, I don't even know what's happening anymore. -- If the Amazon truck shows up with a llama tomorrow, it is what it is.
Have you cooked okra before?I have always been interested in it but its hard to get round here and I don't know what kind of meals you'd use it in...
Where you ever scared of thunder and lightning?I know some people are. especially as kids. It wasn't something that frightened me. Unless it was one of those really loud thunderclaps.
Parenting is wanting to be with your child forever one minute and being tempted to sell them the next.
Have you ever shrunk your SO clothes in the dryer by accident & spend the next morning trying convince them they gained weight?Just so you get out of telling them of what you did.
Should there be an app like tinder for restaurants?One which both you and your partner can log into at the same time and swipe left or right on restaurants within a radius that you determined until you get a match. It would save arguments wouldn't you think?
Does anybody else find it ironic that the only people who could keep working during the pandemic are the same people who can't afford time off?Cause as an Aged Care Nurse. We've never had the staff for more then 2 people to take holiday time off at the same time. Plus I could never afford it anyway cause the pay me f#ck all.