Would you be concerned if someone laughed about the ed gein nlpple belt?I was laughing my ass off while shoving a photo of it towards people. Someone brought it up and I knew exactly what it was
Have you ever told someone to kill themselves?I told someone to put a gun to their head and to pull the trigger because nobody would care if they were gone. In my defense they were bullying me first.
I made evil xmas cookiesI made dark glittery stars, ghosts, evil winnie the pooh and spooky faces. I don't do traditional cookies.
My brother is stupid for passing out sandwiches to homeless peopleMy idiot brother has gotten all involved in church thanks to his idiot wife and has started passing out sandwiches with another guy from his church out in the hood. You drive a damn nice car, dress nicely and at any second those stupid junkies and...See More »
I found an old report card once from 1st grade. Apparently I used to bang my fists on the desk out of frustrationThat I don't remember doing but the teacher put it on the card so it must be true. I do remember getting so angry and frustrated in class that I actually pulled out my hair. However that was later in elementary school.
What is a fond memory from your childhood?In 5th grade I sat next to this boy who's name was David. He smelled. His whole family smelled as my brother has his sister in his grade and she smelled. Anyway he tried taking an erase out of my desk. I saw this and stabbed him in the hand with my...See More »
Is it weird to take your dog to a doggy spa regularly and buy her/him lots of things?I pamper my dog like shes the queen of sheeba