I have a jacket im designating my weight loss jacket.I wore it all the time over 10 years ago and it's my goal to get into it again. It does zip but it's snug.
Barf someone posted photos of me from the halloween party and I looked fat,old and tired. Don't you love when unflattering ones of you get posted?Everyone else looked great except for me. I bet they did that on purpose.
I Have a Secret I Have Never Told AnyoneWhen my parents divorced I had to live in a mobile home park for awhile until my mom could take us somewhere better. I don't usually talk about it because it is embarrassing and would be a giant blow to my ego if others in my life knew. I like them...See More »
Do you overhear others talking and immediately come up with various insults and burns or is it just my special talent?I was out to the bar earlier and overheard two guys talking. One was talking about some woman with no gag reflex. I couldn't help but to think she doesn't have a gag reflex because there's nothing to gag on.
I Can Give Some of the Meanest InsultsI told someone once that I liked them better when they were sad because they were less annoying.
A coworker of mine recently shaved his hair off. He looks like the happiest patient in the cancer ward.
I cursed another coworker who got me into trouble with our boss and now her grandpa is in the hospitalI cursed her yesterday morning and her grandpa was taken in last night and her car was having problems starting this morning.
Would you attend my halloween party?I am setting up my halloween decor as we speak. I finished the inside I need to do the outside.
Do you ever just fly into intense rages?For example all will be well and then you just see red. The worst incident I can remember was when I attacked a friend of my brothers. They were arguing and somehow a flip was switched in my brain to just start screaming at the top of my lungs and...See More »
It happened again I was woken up by the sound of my side gate opening.I already explored. I didn't see anyone. I checked the rear gate and saw nothing. It's official I will find you and desecrate your corpse.
Are there aspects of your life you keep to yourself because if they were ever found out others would laugh at you?I can think of a certain childhood memory that would tarnish my image.
Perhaps I should invest in a gun instead?Shooting them would be quicker than wielding a kitchen knife.
I guess I'll just have to stab someoneIt's clear someone keeps going onto my property because this is several times now my gates have been disturbed. The rear gate leading to the alley behind my house has been opened twice. That is not an easy gate to open due to the latch being rather...See More »