Sometimes I'm just moody and 'tudey. Brandon Maldonado Our Lady of Merciful Fate Brandon Maldonado Circle of Life
Look here, Easter bunny. Where are my Cadbury creme eggs?! Victor Castillo Do You Still Love Me, 2020
Cracking myself up here is what I do best.Yet some don't appreciate my sense of humor, and even less, sarcasm and hyperbole. ๐ But then there are the ones that brilliantly share such wise and profound statements like, "Hyperbole? This isn't a geometry class." I'm glad you took your...See More ยป
If you are after my boyfriend, I have some things to say to you.Don't let him drink his homemade "energy drinks" or feed him after midnight. Get some industrial strength earplugs if you plan on sleeping in the same bed. And don't expect anything less than the profound love and commitment he's shown me. Because...See More ยป
Should SnailTeeth and I get married at the Viva Las Vegas wedding chapel? Gotta bite the bullet and fast track him to getting his green card. @SnailTeeth
Thank you for the fabulous advice on female matters, random internet dude.I don't know how us women would get along without you. ๐
I never want to make him feel less than. My life is busy, with less personal time than I'd prefer. I'm always having to be selective about how I spend my "free time" and who I spend it with. It's never enough, and that's an understatement. My work-life balance sucks. Even then, I always...See More ยป
Even when we parted ways, on different paths, it's always been you. @SnailTeeth You couldn't get rid of me that easily, you foolish sucka. ๐ฝ