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Tanmeowmeow
22-25, M
Malaysia
Days Active
6 Mths Active
Join Time
1st 3 Mths of SW
Stories
100 Stories
Questions
250 Questions
As the representative of CAT SOCIETY, CAT will go to Olympic
Dear Readers
FEATURED
Dear person reading this,I don't care who you are but I hope your day has been going well, if not, I hope it gets better You are an amazing person who will inspire others to do great things so keep up the hard work...
22-25, M
5 replies
13 views
Jan 18, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
Guys girls What do you all think about Snapchat dog filter on men?
FEATURED
Does it look ridiculously stupid and gay? pic here
22-25, M
57 replies
141 views
Dec 5, 2016
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Dating & Relationships
I Have Something to Say
😺Dont cry because its over, smile because it happened
22-25, M
5 replies
7 views
3 days ago
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I Have Something to Say
Forgot my password, but i wont be back for long time. Thanks😺
22-25, M
0 replies
3 views
Feb 20, 2017
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Mommy
A curious child asked his mother: “Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?” The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: “It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!” The child replied in...
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22-25, M
5 replies
28 views
Feb 19, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen(must read!)
Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed ...
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22-25, M
0 replies
7 views
Feb 19, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
A bearded man on a small island
From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island shouting and desperately waving his hands. One of the passengers asks the Captain, “Who is it?” To which the Captain replies, “I’ve no idea. Every year when we pass, he goes nuts...
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22-25, M
0 replies
5 views
Feb 19, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
A man fainted outside KFC
Soon a crowd gathered around him and someone suggested, “Give him some water, it will help.” Hearing this, the man opened one eye and said, “Get lost! If I needed water, I would faint in front of a water facility"
22-25, M
2 replies
5 views
Feb 19, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
This morning
This morning, I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs when she said, “Would you please press one?” So I did. I don’t remember much after that.
22-25, M
2 replies
8 views
Feb 19, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
To the restaurant
Today I went to the restaurant. I saw there is WIFI service. So I ask for the password. The waitress told me eat first. So I place my orders. After eating I ask again for the password and again she told me eat first. Feeling frustrated, again I order...
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22-25, M
2 replies
12 views
Feb 19, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
I Have Something to Say
😿Crestfallen, i hid here to recover mentally and physically
22-25, M
0 replies
4 views
Feb 18, 2017
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Revenge of the Math student
I met one of my Maths teacher yesterday. We greeted and she asked me directions to the State Bank of India. I told her make a 299 degrees turn and walk for 290 meters, then subtend the angle of X using Pythagoras Theorem and round it up to the neares...
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22-25, M
3 replies
15 views
Feb 17, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
Dear Justin Bieber haters,
please respect him. I owe him my life. Last Year August, i had been in a coma for 6 months. Then one day my nurse turned on the radio to his songs. so i woke up and turned it off..
22-25, M
5 replies
12 views
Feb 17, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
Dont judge until complete understanding
A 24 year old boy seeing out from the train's window shouted.“ ‘Dad, look the trees are going behind!" Dad smiled and a young couple sitting nearby, looked at the 24 year old's childish behavior with pity, suddenly he again exclaimed...
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22-25, M
4 replies
13 views
Feb 17, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
Am i the only one?
😺I remember my mom always buy me big clothes so i can wear it for at least next 10 years 😹and then my younger brother or sister will use it
22-25, M
4 replies
7 views
Feb 17, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
Freeze,
I took a taxi from bus rank yesterday although I knew very well that I did not have money to pay. When we stopped at a roundabout, I quickly got out of the taxi and I fled away.Unfortunately there was also a Police Officer in the taxi.He got out too ...
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22-25, M
1 reply
11 views
Feb 17, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
An engineer said:
When I was young I decided to go to medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to rearrange the letters P N E I S and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when straight. Those who answered SPINE are doctors t...
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22-25, M
2 replies
22 views
Feb 17, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
When a cheap person goes to wedding
I was invited to a wedding reception. When I reached the hotel, I found two doors with these inscriptions written on them: 1. bride relatives 2. Groom relatives I entered the one written bride relatives and found another two more doors written: 1. L...
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22-25, M
3 replies
23 views
Feb 17, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
Boy vs Girl
Girl: its too tight Boy: dont worry i would do it slowly Girl: Push it in Boy: I cant Girl: its painful Boy: Forget it, we will buy another wedding ring and try again
22-25, M
2 replies
16 views
Feb 17, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
😺 meow
😺Few jokes is ready
22-25, M
1 reply
3 views
Feb 17, 2017
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Embarrassing & Funny
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