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500 Questions
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5000 Comments
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3 Mths Active
Join Time
1st 2 Yrs of SW
Long Island NY South Shore ..Construction Co. Owner. .Surfing and anything else water orientated. .
Have you ever been tasered?
Why?
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I realize Al Sharpton lost a lot of weight. But how come his head didn't lose any?
He's got like a fat guys head on a skinny body. It's just plain weird looking is that a condition that somebody knows about?
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It's about time I smacked my frog for the 3rd time today
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I heard Charlie Brown's friend Peppermint Patty... Calls himself Bruce Jenner now is that true?
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Go out like a jackass...
I think it would be great if the moment before we die..we let out a loud ((( EEEEEYYY YAWWWWWW !!!))) Like a goddamn donkey .. That would make me happy and probably lighten the mood around the whole affair
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How many more people must die before we do something about old age?
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I didn't really want to say this out of embarrassment but I happen to be a special needs person.
I need a Porsche I need money And I need a ton of drugs
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Did you know..
The game of American Football is only about 11 minutes of actual game play ?
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1 day ago
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Have you ever woken up so lazy ..it takes multiple attempts to get out of bed ?
I swear to God I got to put a coffee maker on my night table.
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1 day ago
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How many people do you have for Thanksgiving this year?
Ughh would rather go out for steak with the Missus bypass the hoopla
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R.I.P. Malcom Young
I Salute you
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1 day ago
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David Cassidy in organ failure ?
I don't think he's going to recover..Keith Partridge was a cool dude when i was a kid
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What are the signs that there is a robot or whatever on here ?
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Where are you at this very moment?
And just what the hell are you doing?!
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1 day ago
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((( Help ! I've fallen and I can't get up ! )))
Ever notice the people in those Life Alert commercials look like a bunch of miserable old bastards.and would only ever be alone if they ever fall ? .. I'm sure I better definitely get one of them
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2 days ago
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On the subject of flying cars...
Do you think your first minor fender bender.. means certain death for all parties involved ?
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2 days ago
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What's the secret to life in 3 easy steps ?
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2 days ago
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What is your least favorite movie genre?
Not big on westerns or musicals... I especially hate musical westerns
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2 days ago
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In a pinch... Could you use SpongeBob as a contraceptive device?
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2 days ago
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Have you ever bought a bucket of chicken from KFC and got a piece that looks in no way related to a chicken?
It looks like something that might be an opposable thumb there's a toenail or two blonde hair and a few other things
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3 days ago
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