I Dont Want KidsWhat a shame, since I just met a girl who, although she's six years younger than me (while still being a legal adult, mind you), seems like an absolute dream. Problem is: She wants them, I do not. That's something I will never compromise on. I'm...See More ยป
They say that 1000 'nos' and one 'yes' is still a 'yes', BUT......I'm not the kind of guy who can deal with being rejected 999 times plus one more before that point. My name isn't Sam-I-Am!
I Will Pray For YouLet me know what you want prayer for (message or otherwise) and I'll lift it up to Almighty God :)
I Want to Know What You Are Doing Right NowI'm just lying in bed with my trusty sleeping mask, resting my eyes โบ๐
Someone romantically linked to a distant relative of mine needs a heart transplant...Kindof want to give him my heart to be perfectly honest. Not just because my life has gotten so far removed from how I want it to be, but just because it seems like the honorable thing to do in this situation. I don't like what society has become...See More ยป
I'm sorry I wasn't good enough for you...I'm sorry that you wanted something that I couldn't, in good conscience, give you (that something being future children). I'm sorry that I have always been skinny enough to be mistaken for an anorexic. I'm sorry that after three and a half years...See More ยป
So, there are no couples IRL that met on either here or EP, correct?Probably a stupid question, but I thought I'd ask anyhow just to clarify :P
I Love These Lyrics"Sweet days of summer, the jasmine's in bloom July is dressed up and playing her tune And I come home from a hard day's work And you're waiting there, not a care in the world See the smile a-waitin' in the kitchen, food cookin' and the plates for...See More ยป
Not gonna lie, this actually sounds fun... Too bad I can never get anyone in my family to play board games with me ๐ญ๐ข๐ญ
More words of wisdom for my fellow single menLiterally every woman I meet nowadays: "Oh, you have some kind of weakness or struggle in your life? Guess you're not attractive then. Oh well, moving on!" Moral of this story: Women are attracted to successful people ONLY. NEVER show weakness to a...See More ยป
How many pens or pencils can you fit in your mouth before they start falling out?My record is nine :P
I don't wanna live in a world......where there are literally people who think McDonald's coffee tastes better than Starbucks ๐คข๐คฎ๐ด
You know what I think?I think more of the women on Bumble and Tinder that I swipe right on need to stop ignoring me and start responding to my requests to chat and get to know each other better and possibly (if everything else goes well) hang out :P
For all my fellow single peeps here...When was the last time you were out on a date? For me, it has been well over a year (at least).
Trying to find a match on Tinder and Bumble......is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. That is, if you're like me (skinny, live with your parents and don't want any children in your future)!
I know it's far too early in the year for carols, BUT... ...how can you not love Elvis singing this one?! ๐โค
That awkward moment......when you go to a bar alone and end up getting hit on by a drunk woman who looks old enough to be your grandmother -_-
Plans for the rest of the night?Think I'm just going to spend some time with my brother in the family hot tub, take a shower after that and then finish off with either some whisky or vodka. What about you? Let's get a conversation going.
What are you all up to at this very moment?I'm just lying in bed, resting and wishing I had a mate to cuddle with. I'd rather not go to sleep though, so let's get a conversation going :P
I'm not an easy person to become friends with...For a number of reasons, but the most damning one seems to be that I ask seemingly a lot out of an adult friendship: Consistency, availability, honesty and reliability. Most people are "too busy" or too hesitant to trust someone new and unfamiliar...See More ยป