I will never understand why so many women think that children are the greatest gift God ever gave mankind...They are incessantly needy creatures that drool, make a ton of obnoxious noise and smell like fecal matter and piss half of the time. Oh, and they look like space aliens. What's so great about that?! ๐คฎ๐คฎ๐ฐ๐ฐ
I've finally decided to give PlentyOfFish another chance...It's about the only other free dating app I haven't invested as much time into as its counterparts. It may just provide the path that will lead to my soul twin...or it will waste my time and I will feel stupid for even trying.
Remember those science fiction movies that have the characters in lengthy "time capsule" sleeps, where they are out for weeks, months, etc??I could use one of those sleeps today!!! ๐ญ๐ญ๐ด๐ด๐ฉ๐ฉ
WHY don't I have a really rich friend that just feels like throwing $200 at me?!?!!https://www.walmart.com/ip/Microsoft-Xbox-One-S-1TB-Star-Wars-Jedi-Fallen-Order-Console-Bundle-White-234-01089/626902799?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=1610&adid=22222222228306626592&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=m&wl3=390986860015&wl4=aud-430887228898:pl...See More ยป
What is your opinion on Greta Van Fleet? I'm torn between thinking they need to do a bit more to set their sound apart from Led Zeppelin and thinking that they are the greatest thing that's happened to rock music since the early 90's days of alternative and grunge!
My cousin brought his 5 and 2 year old over for Thanksgiving dinner... And now the whole house is filled with the sound of shrill little voices squeaking and squaking as well as their little feet stomping/running all over the place. Reminds me of those movies where a house is possessed by demon spirits, making all sorts...See More ยป
Despite being surrounded by your family, is anybody else feeling the sting from not having a significant other/life partner to eat turkey with today?Well, are ya??
Why do I spend (aka WASTE) so much of my time on this website??It's like I think I'm gonna meet my future wife here or something ๐๐ Pretty sure raptors would return from extinction before that happened! To be honest, I just have nothing better to do. Call me a loser if you will, but I'm pretty sure most of the...See More ยป
Would you buy THIS book?!๐๐๐ https://www.amazon.com/dp/1493720910/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_i_eNF3Db2S6YX3N If so, would you be getting it for yourself or for someone else?
What food/drink are you craving some of right now?I'm craving some "Mello Yello", but almost NONE of the local stores here have it in 12-packs and in cans ๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐ข
I Want to Know What You Are Doing Right NowI'm at Wal-Mart auto center, getting the leaks in my car's rear tires plugged!
I Want to Know What You Are Doing Right Now I just went to one of my favorite local hot spots and ate chicken wings covered in bleu cheese and hot sauce - this place really knows how to cook them ๐๐๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
How long, O Lord?How long will I spend in this "half-soul" prison before the day my miracle woman comes around and sets me free? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ข๐ข
For those of you who know your old '90s cartoons......give me the follow-up quote to this line for me (WITHOUT using Google!): "You didn't tell me you were bringin' a secret weapon, Luigi!"
I Have SnapchatI'm 26 years old and I'm into classic rock/metal music, video games, movies and some books here and there. Feeling lonely tonight, so I'm looking for someone roughly in the same age group with similar interests to talk to. Doesn't matter to me if...See More ยป
I Know Why I'm SingleTYPICAL CONSERVATION WITH A NEW YORKER GAL WHO IS MY AGE: Girl: "So, you seem kindof interesting...what do you do for work?" Guy: "Haven't found a job yet..." Girl: "...how are you paying your bills?" Guy: "I still live with my family." Girl:...See More ยป
I Want To Write My Random Thoughts And FeelingsI've come to the conclusion that roughly 92% of us are born as 'half-souls' who have not yet been united with the other half of our soul, which is inside another human being. Lord, I don't want to be without the other half of my soul for much...See More ยป
So I heard you ate the Blazin wings from Buffalo Wild Wings and washed them down with some Mexican food??Pretty sure your toilet hates you ๐๐๐๐
I Am Single and Don't Want to Be Embarrassingly enough, things started looking so hopeless for me that I broke down and bought a Charlie Brown plushie to help me cope. I couldn't be without something/someone to hug/cuddle with any longer! ๐๐๐๐
I Want To Know What Song Are You Listening ToFor me, it's Vanessa Williams' "Just Friends" ๐๐๐๏ธ๐๏ธ
I've come to really treasure the sound of silence...Not the Simon and Garfunkel tune (although I do like that one), I mean the literal sound of silence. Just another reason why no woman has any business expecting children from me (should one choose to settle down with me, that is!)