Why use spoons?Today I was very hot in city centre and did shopping for a tub of raspberry ripple ice cream (very yummy). I then brought swiss role (yummy). I then found nice location by fountain and ate raspberry ripple ice cream using swissrole as spoon. Great...See More »
Men of SW please teach me Casanova skills??All day long I wait at the shopping centre with anticipation of romantic engagement with beautiful English girls. But I am less in height so the English girls are not appealed by me. Casanova was not tall but he romanced many women!!!!I would like...See More »
Why girls only like He-man?It is very difficult for not tall guys who desire like to meet respectable English lady for romance. All the English girls like He-man! But Skelletor is cleverer than He-man! But English girls don't believe clever is valuable. It is a shame for...See More »
Saturday night and I am alone:(My heart is sad because I am alone. Could you be my soul mate? Who knows?
Do any girls like guys who are not so very tall?I was called 'fun sized' yesterday by English girl. First I believed she was charming me because I am fun guy. But my friend said she was making mockery because I am not very tall. This makes me sad :(
Nice English girls, I am preparing to sleep now. Please give me message to read upon arrival to wakingI like petite and tall girls origins from respectable families with no history of mental retardation. I like ballet dancers, art curators and girls who can play the musical instruments. No tattoos or wide girls or girls who used to ride the...See More »
Will you go to spit at the Trump when he attends the UK?Trump is a very bad man and if a man likes to watch women make toilet on the bed like farmyard animal he is very bad. When he is coming to the UK my friends and me will personally go to do spit at him. If plenty people get the spit on his nice suit...See More »
I would like to do engagement to a conventional English young lady one day?I very often dreaming of having traditional English wife with a big kitchen and front lawn and back lawn and shed in which to keep electric lawn mower. I am kind, caring and have car and will travel up to 30 miles to meet with you. If any such...See More »