SW English ladies,if you are in Birmingham tomorrow maybe we will meetIt is the weekend which is occasion for great joy as there are no work commitments tomorrow. I will go to the shopping centre and hope to meet you. Do not be shy!!!! Come up and say hello and we can have chat and enjoy ice cream. I will take you...See More »
My heart is like a boulder for my loveMy heart is strong like a big boulder that will remained still despite fierce winds. My heart is heavy with love for you.🤹 I will honor and respect you always
To my soul mate on SW..I am all day long searching and yearning for my SW soul mate. Could you be my soul mate? Who knows? I love you to an infinity amount. 📦. I will hug you forever....
A fly was at work today!!!A rascal fly was in work today and this was a big disaster because off the very strict rules in relation to sanitation, hygiene and general cleanliness. Luckily I managed to lock the fly in a blast freezer!!! Very cold!! No pie for you fly!!Poor...See More »
It is very hot wear I work🥗we are all sweating like obesity and we come out to enjoy our alloyed half an hour break time and its even hotter!!!! The sun is very fierce today. Please calm down sun.
English ladies of SW, please do not wear trousers!I am on the bus going to my employment as a pie production line maker and there are 4 English ladies and they are all wearing trousers! Please do not do this English ladies! You are saying to all possible husbands that you are closed for business!!...See More »
To my SW soul mate.....I shall sleep now and dream of you. Tomorrow I will go to my job at the pie factory and earn money for our entwined future. Maybe I will get promoted, who can say? If that happens I will buy a big house with lawn furniture and leisure accessories...See More »
Trump is coming to the Queen!!!! This is bad!!Queen Elizabeth the 2 is a pleasent old lady who is not scandalous or prone to deviant behavior. Trump is a very bad man who likes to grab women buy the p****y. Should the Queen meet such a man? No!!!!
Mr Computer Game Programmer why do you make games so difficult?I am playing Auralux 2 on my android phone and it is very hard. Today I woke with happiness in my heart but I then played the game and it has made sour my mood like and old man with problems of the digestion! It is only 7am and I will not be able...See More »
Hello my SW soul mate.....I am a generous, kind, and soulful guy who is yearning to finally meet and secure relationship with my soul mate. I am not someone who disrespects woman. I have just attained employment in a pie factory making airline food so I am now looking to...See More »
Why do security move me like I'm criminal?All day long I come to the shopping centre to partake in icecream and watch the pretty ladies go about there business. For the last two days the security man has moved me from the fountains even though I have done nothing wrong! Mr Security man I...See More »
My heart is an open book and I invite you to read itMy heart is an open book and if you allow me to read yours,then you can read mine. We can share in each others heart. I will never lie to you.
Why is peacefulness foreign to Hollywood?I have just witnessed the hit movie Independence Day staring African actor Will Smith alongside the Jew Jeff Goldberg and I wonder to myself how many life's would have been spared if we resolved to make friends with the alien invaders? Probably lots
Good night the Queen of my heart. I sleep now but dream of you...I must sleep now but I will hope to receive message from you my SW perfect girl. Until we meet I will yearn for you. Good night my princess. I will never betray you.
Why girls like the Spartacus?I am watching the DVD box set Spartacus Gods of the Arena and it is very brutal and not nice. There is much violence such as stabbing and neck chopping, bashing and also rupturing of the abdomen so that the bowels spill out of the body. It is not...See More »
Hello my SW angelI have a sensitive soul and am looking for a similar lady who is typical English girl. Could you be my soul mate? Who knows? I would like a girl with long hair who is classy who wears ankle bracelet but who is without tattoos. I will tend and...See More »
Why girls disrespect there bodies?Now that the sun is very hot the girls in the city like to wear clothes that are much more revealing allowing inspection of the body with eyes. This reveals that many girls have vandalized the skin with horrible tattoos. Please do not do this...See More »
Vow/poem to my heart queenI will be at the fountains this day in the city waiting for you. I will be there the duration of the day waiting for you my tall angel. If I manage to glimpse you as you pass then I will be very happy.
I sleep now and I will dream of you sexy angel girl....I will not disrespect you by having nocturnal emissions dreams but I will have pure dreams of my heart for you. I know you are their my soul mate. One day soon will meet....
Lovely ladies of SW, I love you allSexy tall ladies I love you all. The tall girls put a spell on me. I will be forever be in you witch craft.
Why are people in such a rush?I am watching the people travel to their work in offices and shops and eating establishment and market stalls and everyone seems to hurry! They have no time for chitty chat! Do not worry working people. A bomb isn't going to commit explosion if...See More »
Are you my girl angel?????? Hello people in SW. I am a curious, industrious guy who is seeking my love partner. Could we be soul mate? Who knows? At the instant I don't have very good job but I vow to work hard and to one day attain employment in a tall building and...See More »
People of skateboarders, why are you so endangering to the old people?I am sitting on the fountain in a shopping plaza and young boys on skateboards are going past very fast. This creates much alarm on elderly shoppers. Please stop this foolishness and learn to empower yourself.
English girls, don't let the sun burn your skin!I like going to the shopping centre to watch the pretty English girls buy clothes and cosmetic products and sometimes candy but often they are showing the sun a bad ammount of skin. The sun is not your friend English girls!! It will burn you and...See More »