Happy holidays people of swI hope the year has resulted in many benafical changes for youand hope the next year has also👫
English ladies, would you like to come gokarting?My friend Alan and I share our weekends together because we have no work obligations on Saturday and also upon Sunday. But it is very sad for us!! We have no English ladies to share our hearts with. This upcoming weekend we plan to go GoKarting...See More »
A poem of my heart for my SW angel...My heart is pure like morning wetness on green grass above blue sky My heart is tireless like a locomotive railway train the destination infinity My heart is strong like big rock that will protect you from cold wind I will love you forever👫
Pesky rascal vandalism my seat on bus with chewing gum :(I now have chewing gum sticky bum!! If I could meet the pesky rascal then I would be stern!!🚀
And another day expires, I wish you great happiness for the morningMay your wishes be granted with great abundant. May you will be untroubled by ailments and people with troublesome nature! Learn to forgive each other. We share a tiny sliver of life bookended by unnegotiable oblivion. Life too short for shameful...See More »
Time is a crocodile asleep on the riverBut I will wait for you my English princess for the greatest of times. When we are permitted a meeting I will kiss your shoulder at nights and wake you with promises fulfilment. I love you and your ancestors and you are all within my prayers of the...See More »
Hello beautiful angles of SW, I invite you to the park....Today is Sunday so no work obligations. My friend and myself intend to arrive at Sutton Park to fly a monster kite! My friend has spent 2 weeks making it!! It is emulating the fashion of a dragon!! Very scary!! If you be a well brought up English...See More »
Good morning SW....I hope the universe is beneficial todayI have awoke to beautiful sunshine and so I will go to the city (Birmingham UK) to watch the beautiful English girls in their beautiful finery. I hope everyone has simalary rewarding day🐾
My typical English lady please PM me...I must sleep now because I have been working hard but I dream of meeting you. Could you be my soul mate? Who knows? If you are a gentle well brought up English lady who does not have coarse language/manners PM me... Tommorow I go to the city to...See More »
I look forward to our soul union my SW soulmate...I am very unwell with sweaty spasms and tiredness but you are my lighthouse which helps me.🐤
I have much sickness..I will be up all night due to a metabolic malfunctions. Not nice. But that is the way things go.
To the girl of my heart.....Everyday we catch the same bus and everyday I watch you. Yesterday we were very close and I cherished the smell of your hair. I love you.
Miss Swan please don't be upset at tennis defeatI watched you today at the Wimbledon and you are a beautiful blonde angel. It doesn't matter that you lost because you won my heart.🚁 Also you were ladylike and did not make the obscene grunting noises the other lady tennis players make similar to...See More »
Good night my SW angel...I have tiredness now so I must sleep but I will dream of my soul mate and the day we finally meet and have entwined futures. Could you be my soul mate? Who knows. If you are a decent and respectable English lady who has no relatives who have been...See More »
The big boss lady at work has very hairy forearms!!!At work there is this lady who is invested with decision making abilities and gives commands. But even if she is stern and fierce it is hard not to be distracted because she has very hairy forearms!!! Also she has stubble on her chin!! We suspect...See More »
My heart is open and waiting for your entrance my SW soul mateAll day long I yearn for the time their is meeting between I and you. Could you be my SW soul mate? Who knows? If you are a nice tall well brought up English girl with moderate or lesser girth than please PM me.
Jaffa cakes make excellent spoon when eating raspberry ripple ice cream!!!My friend and myself were at the fountains enjoying the nice weather and beautiful English ladies. I say to friend "we shall get some ice cream" but he says "we cannot, we do not have spoons". I say " haha do not trouble" I then go to shop and buy...See More »
English ladies please say no to chewing gum!!I am traveling to city centre on bus due to no longer possessing a car and there is a ladies who is chewing gum. Please do not do this English ladies!!! It makes the watcher believe you are uncouth and morally very bad. An English princess does...See More »
I am the early bird this morning!I am awoken very early. The early bird catches the early worm. But I have yet to now the lawn so maybe the worm can hide from the early bird. Hmmm dilemma ☸
