I Love Jokes And RiddlesCell phone etiquette After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, a woman sitting next to him pulled out her mobile phone. She started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart....See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesPunishing Signs Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesYou pick up a beautiful young hitchhiker. Suddenly she faints inside you car and you take her to hospital. Now that's stressful. At the hospital they say she is pregnant and congratulate, because you are going to be a father. You say that you are not...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesA joke to make you groan or make a comment Expressing your view of blonde jokes. Carolyn, a rich blonde, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport. She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car just won't move at all. After...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesThe young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the parking lot!” Bubba replied, “Did y’all see who it was?” The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell, but I got the...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesThis has to be one of the funniest things I have read for many a week. Let me explain for non New Zealand and Australian readers. The two countries are bitter rivals in sport. The All Blacks are the he world champion rugby team whereas the Australian...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesPaddy's wife comes home to find that Paddy has made spectacular progress on painting the lounge. However, she notes he is perspiring heavily and wearing a leather jacket and winter overcoat. "Why are you wearing a jacket and an overcoat?" she asks. "...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesThe Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, “Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch? Don’t you see that sign right over your head.” “Yep,” he replied. “That’s why I’m dumpin’ it here...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesThe owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, “Y’all graduated from the University of Georgia and I need some help....See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesOur teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else in the class laughed. My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am....See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesOne afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesCatholic Parrots A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest asked. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesYou're from Ireland.' The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!' The first one says, 'So am I! And where about in Ireland are ya from?' The other woman answers, 'I'm from Dublin, I am.' The first one responds, 'So, am I!! And what street...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesPharmacist walked into his shop to find a man leaning against the wall. "What's wrong with him?", he asked his assistant. "He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any so I gave him an entire box of laxatives." "You idiot" said the chemist,...See More »
I Love Jokes And Riddles1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... She has 14 kids but she doesn't really care.. 2. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs. 3. My mind not only wanders, it...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesCHURCH SQUIRRELS I don't care who you are, this is funny! There were five houses of religion in a small town: The Presbyterian Church, The Baptist Church , The Methodist Church , The Catholic Church and The Jewish Synagogue. Each church and...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesA man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesA woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason, and it scares me." The Doctor...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesA cab driver picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and noticed that the VERY handsome cab driver wouldn’t stop staring at her. She asked him why he was staring. He replied: "I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you." She answered,...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesA man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breastfeed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or ..I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesOn walking into the factory the Managing Director noticed a young man leaning against a wall doing nothing. He approached the the young man and calmly said to him "how much do you earn?". The young man was amazed that he was asked such a personal...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesAn Englishman, Welshman and West Indian are in hospital, waiting for their wives to give birth. There is quite a bit of pacing up and down when the nurse comes out and happily announces that they are all fathers of bouncing baby boys. "There's just...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesOn their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal traffic accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside, waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they possibly...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesI went to visit my family's grave site one lonely morning. I came upon this elderly gentleman just wailing so pathetically I had to walk over to him. He was kneeling on the ground weeping, so I put my arm on his shoulder. He kept crying over and...See More »
I Love Jokes And RiddlesMom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her m...See More »