Did yo mamma ever beat your ass with a slotted spoon?More often than not it was the wooden spoon. But once in awhile it was the cutting board or the plastic slotted spoon. To this day when I see one I wince just a bit. Don’t remember what I did to earn the punishment but I remember that spoon....See More »
I’m not capable of growth or new thoughtsSo I’m going back to the beginning and recycling all my old posts. Also I’m fundamentally lazy so this works out well.
If you’ve ever been homeless I want to hear your storyI graduated high school homeless. Worked nights at a sawmill. Slept on a friends couch. The only reason I stuck with school is because I wanted to go into the service. I did. Graduated with a 3.08. Not great but not bad for being tired all...See More »
Footie Jammie’sI absolutely hated mine. Cut them off with a dull pocket knife. One of my first memories.
Oh my starry eyed surprise, sundown to sunrise Dance all night, we gonna dance all night, dance all night to this DJ Ah sugar, dance all night to this DJ
So many people I’ve never heard of.First I see them they are making a post about leaving. I’m like……welll….bye😐 I’d have liked to get to know you. Maybe we could have been friends. Or maybe they had a weird purse sh!tting fetish and I could have pointed and laughed in self...See More »