Do you respect your elders?I always try to remember that the number of people older than me will never increase.
That perfect golden marshmallow...Each time I see the sun I try to remember to kneel and pat the ground. Earth...that dude who knows exactly where to stand next to the bonfire.
So I enjoy culture experiencesFoods...languages....global diversity. So each time I get an Amazon delivery with some overseas crap I ordered, I take the time to bust each bubble wrap bubble....savor a tiny wiff of some Chinese air. Yep.
Hey you!.....yeah you!If your mind is prettier than your face an your soul outshines'em both.....May I cast a wish that you harbor no worries there after. Yep ❤️
Seems so often I'm perplexed by the pursuit of Artificial IntelligenceWhen perhaps more intentions should simply be focused upon the hindrance of Natural Stupidity. 🤔
Just a healthy reminder SWidsAs You adjust that seatbelt and frolic about the cabin of your day, don't Half Ass nothin'. Life as we know it takes place right now so stay on Point, stay Present and employ your Full Ass in all that you do. That is all.
Not so secretive Santa So my sister, long time fan and collector of unique tapestry just might find a lil somethin for Saint Nic this year beneath the tree: Located this artist Dayle Doorshow showing the piece in Florida recently. Excited that it's making the journey...See More »
Life in a shoeboxSo...figurin' my Halls....way is soooo tiny that if'in I Decked the livin shat of it I'd amount to a festive Glade plug-in air freshener with tinsel on it. Could spring for a spig of mistletoe but ain't got narry a smootcher to aim it at. How bout...See More »
You ever arrived at the conclusion...... that there might be just a tiny hole in your personal bag of marbles? 🤔
The word, "phonetically" itself doesn't even start with a damn F!!You thinkin' maybe it's shit like this is why aliens fly right past us? 🤔
Oh my...........oh damn my...Occurred to me that this....🙏....could very weIl mean I high fived' the passin' of a gold fish via text to a distraught empty tank owner!!!! 😳
Happened on a Sunday Bought a pre owned Ouija Board from a Catholic thrift store. Box says ages 8+. Gotta be 21 to buy booze....just 8 however to summon the dead?
Ya know...each day we kinda write the story of our livesThe question that gets me is how often are we willin' to allow someone else to hold the pen? 🤔
Just when others think they've reached the bottom of your crazinessYou ever surprised them with your crazy underground garage? 🤔
It happened in a bar....Beer can has 4 parts: The Cup, The Lid, The Tab and that tiny rivet thing that holds it on. You ever witness someone bare handed peal the whole lid off? Turn it into an aluminum beer cup? 🤔
What would you double?At age seven my twin sister became a girl scout. Our first experience of individualism for I had zero interest in acquiring badges nor sellin' cookies. They had a talent show once. Our dad made this " Magic Duo" contraption outta' a refrigerator box...See More »
Sometimes I wish I could share a table with ya....break bread...hear ya speak...Times they are a hectic, but I stay on pace knowing its the table itself I work for....so that someday you'll always have a place to join me. ❤️
So... how do you measure missin?Like...miss you much.....Go full Hallmark and miss the beating of ones heart? How bout' I done been missin' yall Plenty super duty huge big? 🙂
So...there's this.The crowd you favor. Often I read posts proclaiming this site sucks...usless...blah..blah...blah. I often simply hope to share a smile or two. But a few days ago I sought advice. Asked....What would you do?... That management/ school conundrum I...See More »
Near certain your familiarwith a prolific philosopher from the early 90s named Sir Salot. Having but briefly heard his pros or as a student of a his preachings in a renowned manuscript entitled Mack Daddy; the question remains: In doing side bends or situps, did you in fact...See More »