A filibuster ? Officially the "Don't be a Worm Club" is open for prerequisite prospect patches. Non Worms shall unite against early morning Mondays, decaf coffee, the pecking order of SWirds of pray, hatred, racism and the consistency of posted body parts as an...See More ยป
They say the early bird got the wormBut what about the worm? He was all wakey wakey eggs an bakey...till he got eaten.
Happened in a barLast night for those in absence of a date to kiss at midnight we celebrated the New Year with a massive group hug. No one in our bar rang in 2023 alone. โค๏ธ
I've a monozygotic twin sisterRecently she and her husband announced they're expecting their second child to much celebration. Since we share DNA, my future children would certainly be hers; cousins. Genetically however more closer to half siblings. ๐คท
If you were auditioning for a partan well wishers told you to " break a leg". Might it be because they want you in the cast? Mind temporarily blown. ๐ค๐คฏ๐๏ธ
Hey you wanna play Monopoly?Let's make it a bit more realistic tho' so the player with the most money gets to change the rules when ever they like. ๐ฅบ
Take just a momentan consider all those you've ever had a crush on. All those whom you found attractive yet never spoke a word to. Every stranger you've temporarily been bedazzled by. All the people you've drempt of and searched your memory for in the morning light....See More ยป
Thought they were creepy till I saw oneA bat wings are really more like skin stretched over thin finger bones. They then kinda fly with the power of jazz hands. ๐ค
It happened in a barSold two shots of Dalmore Constellation last night. Did'em and left. Tab: 750,00$ an a tip. ๐คท
As pretty much kinda sorta somewhatthe founder basically, for the most part; of the Elvis Presley group. We have now takeen that next evolutionary step an become a full fledged Forum. Hello! Thank ya...thank ya ver' much. ๐บ
Most often with the possibilityof travelling to the past it remains of great concern that one tiny act could drastically alter the present. Then why must it be so difficult to conceive that one small act today could radically change the future? ๐ค
You ever noticed that the volumeat which someone says " excuse me" is in direct correlation to the urgency with which they need you to move? ๐ค
Fundamentally certainlyBut really the biggest way a fountain and a bidet differ is the manner in which we approach one. ๐ค
Have you seen The Whale? Brendan Fraser is phenomenal. One of the most compelling films I've ever seen. โค๏ธ๐ฅ๐๏ธ
Hey! Wanna save up all your dryer lint!We'll spin it back into yarn, knit a sweater that'll be the average color of your entire wardrobe! Js....๐ฅบ
All this hoopla bout'self driving carsFor most of human history vehicles came standard with automatic collision avoidance and could even get you home when you were drunk. Begs the question: Why did we replace the horse? ๐ค