I haven't spoken to my 'BFF' in about two years because she's a trump supporter and an anti-vaxxerI've pretty much forgotten about her since we've shared our differing political views, not that we got into a heated argument or anything. She hasn't tried contacting me either. Do you think the friendship is salvageable? What if I I sent her a...See More »
I asked my dad what he thought of the laxatives I recommended and he said 'ma shit burnt me areshole!'
Aren't you glad draw string pants aren't back in fashion?I think they're alright but my dad doesn't like them. I didn't even realize they ever went out.
If I was honest with my doctor and told them I smoke to relieve my constipation and drink heavily because of the stress of my job how would they reactThe next time I see a dentist will be to have veneers and I will give them the same story.
I love running. That's my exercise.I alternate between a cigarette and Ventolin doing the hard yards. You can still be a smoker and have asthma if you live with constipation.
As a size 2, I can curl into a ball like my catI can touch my toes, and run for a bus without running out of breath (even as a smoker). I can even wear a bikini at a day spa and not feel like a whale. I told my mom this, who thinks I'm underweight. 🙄
I drink heavily on the weekends and smoke cigarettes to cope with the stress of my job and constipation.My dad thinks that's unhealthy, but he's a plumber. What does he know about office politics and constipation?
I want the song 'Back in Black' by ACDC played at my funeral. My dad and brother laughed when I told them this. 🙄They can throw some Whitney Houston in there too if they want.
My mother was once locked in a toilet at our parish church after the handle to the ladies' room broke off on her way out. She's done with Church. 🤣
If I were to have a breast augmentation, I would like them to be rock hard and fake looking as possible, because I don't like natural. 🤔
I don't like that my sister thinks it's okay to to drink wine from a bottle topless at a family barbecueIt's not the drinking wine from a bottle part that I have a problem with 😤
My mother is concerned about my weight loss. My only explanation for my weight loss is that I've been in an executive role for the past 5 years.My job causes me a lot of stress so I often forget eating, smoke cigarettes and drink a lot. But I would still have my life over hers, because she has a husband and kids. Yuck! 🤢 So anyways, I'm 97 lbs and went shopping today to get some t-shirts...See More »
I find it interesting how some people don't like a certain person for no real reason at all.My sister is like this. She bad mouths one of our mother's friend's, or talks about her in a particularly curt way. I've never had a problem with this friend of our mother's and I think she's alright. When I asked my sister what she doesn't like...See More »
I'm not a believer or follower of the Catholic church anymore but what could I possibly confess to the priest if I were to go into a confessional?I don't do bad or 'naughty' things as it is not in my nature. I live a quiet and peaceful life and am overall pretty boring. What do you do if you go into a confessional and have nothing to confess? Would the priest be pissed of at you?
I no longer consider myself a Catholic as I am not a believer, and never really have been, even as a child at Catholic school. If I was to go to confession, I wouldn't have anything to confess because I don't do bad things.
My dad has the hots for Ariana Grande and Princess Di. My mom loves young Asian men and has a crush on David Duchovny from The x-Files. 🤣