Would Rafael Barba be offended if I gave him the nickname 'Caca' because he's not my No. 1, he's my No. 2? ๐คฃ My cat is my No. 1
When my dad and brother encounter something they don't like they say 'that's bumhole' or 'total bumhole' ๐
I dreamt Det. Nick Amaro was sleeping in his car and turned up in a bed sheet given by his in-laws and holding a whoopee cushion he sleeps on ๐คฃ He said that these are the only things he owns after his wife kicked him out
My brother says he's picked his nose every day of his life. No wonder he can't get a girlfriend. ๐
Det. Carisi admits he's the one who put laxatives in Rafael Barba's coffee for April Fool's Day so that he would shit in is $2000 suit in court
My dad thinks for a cruel and very fun prank it would be funny to put laxatives in Assistant District Attorney Rafel Barba's coffee ๐คฃ
I was standing at a pedestrian crossing waiting for the light to turn green and a random cyclist whizzed past me, flipped me the bird for no reason๐คฃ
My friends are upset because I badmouth the whacko Catholic school we went to every chance I get. But seriously, it was shit!
I don't think Rafael Barba could handle me and my sister's dirty humor at a grocery store. Anyways, I think sweet potatoes are the rudest vegetable!๐คฃ
I think Rowan Atkinson is good looking, and now my family laugh at me because I have a crush on 'Mr. Bean' which I so do not! ๐
My male hairdresser told me he does massage therapy and invited me to his place for a session. Is that weird?I had noticed there were no other customers in the salon when he said this and his boss wasn't around either. Am I overthinking it?
If Rafael Barba were to have dinner with my family, he would have to put up with our profanity and potty humor ๐คฃ ๐ท๐ฌ ๐ฒ
I don't think Assistant District Attorney Rafael Barba would like my potty humor. He would be so unimpressed he'd shit his pants ๐คฃ
My sister thinks it's okay to go topless on the beach and at family barbecues. I hope hot fat from the barbecue lands on her to teach her a lesson. ๐
My mother's weird friend feeds her cats Aptamil Gold toddler formula milk. WTF?! That would be so bad for them! ๐ Should I report her to ASPCA?"Never feed a kitten or cat cow's milk or other dairy products, dairy alternatives, or human baby formula, as this can be dangerous or even fatal to the kitten. Instead, purchase a kitten formula from a pet supply store, feed store, or online. Once...See More ยป
I didn't used to find Assistant District Attorney Rafael Barba from Law & & Order SVU attractive and thought his outfits clashed. I've watched SVU for years with episodes of him in it. And now I'm in love with him. WTF? How does that work?