You know...............I've been studying about Joseph Stalin as of late, I tell yah he had such a good luck streak early in his career, First Lenin died after Stalin insulted his wife, then after that, all the top military leaders and political opponents Poof! decided to...See More ยป
To anyone on here whose going to be all alone this Christmas.. lemme know cuz I need to borrow some chairs
My fish is such a weirdo, every time I take him outta his water he loves it so much, you should see his tail wagging ๐
My mom brought me 4 pregnancy tests and they all came out positive! How tf am I supposed to support 4 kids!!
* ties you up * Soo umm hey, I decided for Christmas this year I'ma give you a vasectomy, personally ๐
After years of independent study and 10s of dollars spend on tedious biological research, I have concluded.....If the sun had breasts, over half the world's population would be blind ๐๏ธ
Hey so umm, hi i got a question below,So I just got a 401k notice from an old employer of mine, is it junk mail or could I still borrow money from them? Lol
*runs up and flying kicks you as hard as can and you bust you head open* dont stand infront the microwave when its on ull get cancer in your balls! ๐ณ
To all the guys on here having a bad day, put your fist up and punch yourself in the balls to remind yourself you're a man!!! ๐
* screams as loud as I can and punches you in the groin! * Sorry there was a fly on you about to kill you ๐ณ
" pssssssst " hey wanna buy some marijuanas ๐Hey seriously though, need some help from experienced stoners, you see i got a roast, and was thinking of putting it in my slow cooker with some water, and a bunch of weed trim I got, in hopes to make an weed infused roast, think it would work? Lol
You know, I'm always able to guess the number of jelly beans in a jelly Bean jar, even if the guess isn't right ๐ณ