Do you use online dating sites...Or do you prefer to meet people the old fashioned way, making the most of alcohol and poor judgement?
Rant Time # 64Dudes! Pull your pants up! We need to see the shape of your ass! Older gentleman! Lower the trousers a bit! We do not need to see the shape of for balls! That is all.
Two firsts: An observation perhaps..Okay so like a month ago a girlfriend had a bacheloret party at a "male review".. ....whatev'. First time for me. We drank, got silly, lost our voices and had a blast. Loud... Fun... Open. ~record scratch ~ I've a different girlfriend that...See More »
You ever wake up one morning...And it's as if over night your ass simply doesn't fit in to any of your pants!? WTF?
Your doctor calls with your colonoscopy results...Would the good news be that he found your god damn head?
Might it be considered rude....To toss a breathmint in someone's mouth while they're talking? #yourbreathsmellslikeass
Evacuee Hotel California... Hibiscus in the bushes.. Blury Smirnoff Red haze... We are all just visitors here... Due to the Lug...ana blaze...
And let us pray bretheren...The path of the righteous poster is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed are they who, in the name of weirdness and good will, shepherd the sad through the valley of darkness and post some funny...See More »
The blessing of a flat...In June of 1989 my mom was visiting her sister in Tampa Florida. Upon an outing they met a friendly man named "Dave" who offered to show them Tampa Bay from his boat. The morning they were to embark my Aunt got a flat tire and the trip was...See More »
Similarworldsvangelism...P. I. M. P The Peoples International Ministry Pulpet with your host.. The Reverend Pambi. 1 Yay thou' I scroll through this valley of posts 2 we shall fear no trolls. 3 for Jesus H Christ! Amen.
Cast aside the hiding place of your current anonymity..If all of your words were suddenly written upon your skin.. How attractive would you be?
its quite simple really...Might you have a donut? Or shall our friendsies arrangements fall in to questionable status? 😕
Blame it on the bong water #34...At the conclusion of a deep minute and a half study of the human condition.... I am now a firm believer that dog people fart more while cat people remain more likely to throw up in hidden locations. Just wanted to share.
