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NoCookieForYou
26-30
United States
Join Time
1st Week of SW
Questions
1000 Questions
Stories
500 Stories
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2500 Comments
Im no one on here. im Anti World. so pretty much i really have nothing much about myself.
wanna know how to become a gangster in 5 easy steps?
1. Wear a dog collar. so that people will be like "What'up Dog?" 2. Wear paraschute pants along with paraschute Tshirt. 3. go steal a doughnut truck and play car chase with cops. 4. Take a selfie with your hand signs before you cras...
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Wanna know how to get rich in 5 easy steps?
1. Build a Lemonade stand inside the prison. 2. Write about it on craiglist. 3. Make some piss. 4. Sell it to the prisoners. 5. Gets some life Insurance if you wanna keep going.
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How to get a Job in Boxing in 3 easy steps
1. Tell the Trainer you got beat up by a Girl at school. 2. Make sure you wear arm floaties on your hands and then crawl into the ring like spider men! 3. When the fighter knocks you out, make sure you have it on video and then go on youtube. uploa...
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Did you know an Amish Person knows how to make living in North Korea?
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How to get a Job at Pizza Hut in 3 easy steps?
Walk to an employee and shake his hand and say: "Hi. I was that Pizza Hut Guy from the Pizza Commercial. Can I get a Job?" As the Employee talks to the Manager, Run inside the kitchen and make yourself a Pizza. 2. When the Manager saw you...
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Wanna know how to get a Boy Friend in 5 easy steps?
1. Look around and see who is taller than Will Smith. Pick the one that is taller than Will Smith. 2. ask him How Fresh your Fart Smells? or does my fart make my butt smaller? 3. Ask him if you have any chew? Man love Woman when they chew. 4. Kis...
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Would you go inside a washer machine to go back in time?
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Wanna know how to take a girl on a date?
Take her to the bingo Game Tonight. She loves the smell of old breaths.
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Wanna know how to get a Girl Friend in 5 easy steps?
1.Whenever you find a chicken at school? ask a bully to give you a wedgie. now go walk up to this Hot Chicken student and say: "I found out I came from my MOTHER!!! DID YOU KNOW THAT???" When you scare her off, shes letting you know the ga...
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Somebody block me.
Is that the password for the club?
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Would you name your dog "Poptart"
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Lets just say your Grandpa just turn 105 and becomes a Jelly Fish
and then you just made peanut butter and Jelly Sandwich. after you take your first bite, you just thought about eating your grandpa... How would you feel?
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Do you have flees on your barking mustache?
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Lets just say you're a Potato selling Ice Cream to old people wearing spandex?
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Where do babies come from?
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Did you know beer makes your mind have hooters?
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do you know what the word "Camera" means?
Your Mom pays me to watch you sleep.
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Did you know Cars are now installing credit card machines while driving HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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Did you know some of you have the special ability to talk to walls?
Of cores you can! Talk to stoners :D
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Did you know subway haves a new special deal on a new meal sandwich?
Its called the Missile Long :D So are you gonna finish that?
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