I've been told that I'm just as bright as a black hole and twice as denseIt's so nice when people use science to compliment you
Will i eventually say something deep and meaningful if i post enoughOr am I just a dumb mayonnaise-monkey?
Why are people allowed to insult me and tell me to go die and message me instructions on how to commit suicide?But when I say that I want to die people start telling me I shouldn't think that way
I'm a useless piece of shitI want to trade life's with a cancer sufferer. They deserve to live more than me
Are people on the internet constantly explaining to you why you're wrong?Are they leaving long drawn out replies that you don't even bother reading fully?
Have you been sent to detention because of someone else?I was in class, and this dude was pissing me off by hitting me with paper wasp. So I stood up and threw an eraser at his head. I was sent to detention for being a distraction to the class.
Are you worried about someone spying on you through your selfie cam/webcam?They might have a video of you picking your nose.
Do you have annoying friends?An example. You're at work, and your best friend rings you to drink bourbon. But it's like you have 4 hours left on your shift. Then they drunkenly call every hour to ask if you're still coming over.
Do you look like your age?I'm 27, but told I look like I'm 19. I constantly get carded, so I mainly go to places that know me. I guess if I was an actor, I star in my very own high school teen drama series.
Why are people so strange?Some random guy asked if he could sit next to me. I said no problem (assuming he couldn't find a seat). Next thing he tells me that this is like having a son 😨 got the hell outta there asap
Does your annoying family make Christmas unbearably too?Why I'm better to be alone on Christmas: • Wanting me to changing my shift on Christmas eve. Even though that would mean working until midnight. • I already bought everyone a Christmas gift months ago. So I can't exchange that gift and just give...See More »
