Don't you wish you could dance like the osmond brothers? Come on who wouldn't be jealous of that weird chicken dance move
What song do you want played at your funeral? There better be a full orchestra there to play it too and the paul bearers must dress like peter steele.
What was the most embarassing thing your parents have ever made you do?7th grade end of the year trip we were going to an amusement park. WOOOOOOOOOOO should be a fun day right? NO! My mom forced me to take a fanny pack to carry stuff in. I think she wanted me to die that day. Yeah let's give some kid who already got...See More »
Doesn't the idea of christian rock sound strange to you?Oh yeah let's rock for jesus!!! I thought that they all said that rock music was evil and that if you listened to it you were going to hell though. What do they even sing about? It's just something I can't wrap my head around or take seriously.
Have you ever wanted to yell hell yeah and smash beer cans on your head like stone cold steve austin?Tried once. 0/10 wouldn't recommend it hurt and I didn't really crush anything.
Be honest you like Nickleback don't you?Come on who doesn't love a little "This is how you remind me." NOPE
What is the worst band you have ever had the misfortune of hearing?Some craptastic screamo band "beartooth". I don't like screamo type music to begin with anyway but that guys voice is annoying as hell.
Is he deliberately trying to copy me?My brother keeps dyeing his hair lighter and lighter and it's getting blonder and blonder. It's like we are kids again. I took up guitar,he followed suit. Never wanted anything until I did
What is something you will never understand?I will never understand why I wasn't allowed to watch The Simpsons or Beavis and Butthead growing up yet The Maury Show, Jenny Jones and Jerry Springer were acceptable.
How do I always manage to get stuck behind every slow driver on the planet?It's annoying. If you can't at least drive the speed limit then don't drive
If you could get something fixed with plastic surgery what would you get fixed?It's a tossup between my nose and my one eye. Have a bit of a wonky eye that I got made fun of for.
Remember the summer when I was forced to lay sod?Yeah that sucked. My dad sat on the porch and barked orders the whole time.
Have you ever discovered something weird about your family?Years ago I was looking through old family photo albums and saw my parents wedding pictures. I noticed the date on them and then realized my birthday was about 6 months later. Shotgun wedding
What are you being for halloween?I'm being lady gaga. I've been called mr.lady gaga so why not embrace it
I should put my drivers license in the paper shredder shouldn't I?I backed into the house today. Luckily I was going super slow but I had turned the wheel too much and backed out at a weird angle and bumped into the house because some certain person who parks next to me in the driveway parked crookedly and i had to...See More »
Would you ever be roommates with your siblings?My brother lives with me along with a mutual friend. He's kind of loud,gross and irritating sometimes but that's normal