What was your least favorite thing you had to do in gym class?I really hated airforce (flag) football. 1) My gym teacher had us play it all the damn time it seemed. 2) I suck at running 3) I hate football 4) I think flags are stupid I want to knock people over.
Why do relatives always assume someone is gay because they never dated,don't like anyone at the moment or haven't dated in ages?They always do that to me every stinking family function.
Why am I such a weirdo magnet?My whole life the weirdest people seem to flock towards me. By weird I mean creepy free candy van types.
Don't you just hate 5 o clock shadow?Mine appears with a vengeance. The joys of having pretty dark hair naturally.
What should I make for dinner tomorrow?Remember guys I'm not a talented cook. My abilities should land me a spot on that worst cooks in america show.
If you could be turned into a superhero what would you name be?I'd be called GIJew. "Kids love him, ISIS fears him,GIJew" PEW PEW PEW DEAD
When do you suppose they will start playing Christmas music?If I hear the alvin and the chipmunk Christmas songs I'm going homicidal.
Do video games make you explode with rage?I can't play them anymore because I get way too worked up and start screaming like I'm being murdered.
What song takes you back to your highschool days? If it wasn't music like this everywhere it was definitely stuff like this. The joys of being from the class of 2008
What is something nobody will ever let you live down?My mom won't let the Cheetos and chocolate milk incident go. When I was a kid I ate a bunch of cheetos and drank chocolate milk. I ended up puking my guts out so bad I ruined the carpet. My puke had stained the carpet. To this day if she sees me with...See More »
What is your best clapback?I told someone that I couldn't get a life because this wasn't a mario game
Who wants to get into bar fights?The moment we do is the moment I slip out the back door so you can get hit in the face with a chair and not me.