What's the best gift you've ever given to someone?I gave my brother's girlfriend a basket of lotion samples with a card I made that said "It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again- Love Buffalo Bill" She hates Silence of the Lambs. It's safe to say that I am no longer allowed to...See More »
What's the best worst pickup line that actually works?"Does this rag spell like chloroform to you?" < Also another way to end up in prison. Don't do it kids. Unless you're Billy.
What's the best way to get people to stop showing you pics of their kids? Reply by licking your lips and whispering, "Oh f*ck, that's hot"That's also a good way to end up with 20 to life and a cellmate with a hairy back. *this has been bad life advice with NP tune in next week where NP teaches children how to clean the bathroom with both ammonia and bleach at the same time :D* No,...See More »
Excuse me Miss/Sir/Pondscum, but can I have a moment of your time to discuss our lord and creator Bob Saget?
So how do I get senpai to stop noticing me?This new guy at rehab has a crush on me. He's always trying to find the littlest excuse to talk to me. He's like a puppy dog constantly begging for my attention. He ever was trying to get me to give him my number when the other therapists had left...See More »
Anyone here play OW on PC?It would be cool to play with some folks from here on Quick Play or whatevez.
My new neighbor thought I was his daughter's age... Am I Peter Pan's long lost twin sister?I'm actually 10 years older than his daughter... Not to mention his daughter is going into 7th grade this year. xD "You'll be thankful you look young when you're older." When though?!
Here ya'll go. This is the new pupper addition to my family. This is Zeus. He is 10 weeks old (about 2.5 months). He is a lab-aussie mix. Obviously he looks more like a black lab because his fur type and his mostly black coloring, but his face shape, eyes, and ears are more Australian Shepherd like. I...See More »
So my dad brought home a puppy today. Anyone want me to post pictures of the little cutie I'm going to be raising?
So who's actually the funny one? The person who's funny without trying or the person who has to be a try hard to be funny?Asking because my friend seems to think being naturally funny isn't a talent and that you have to actually be trying hard to be funny to be truly funny. ^ Though I think he's mad because people find my unfiltered thoughts way funnier than his...See More »
I changed my pic for the first time since I joined. It was about time for a change, yeah? Also I'm a catfish? Yay! It's definitely not me. It's definitely not on an expensive gaming computer that I'm too poor to own. It's definitely not at another person's house. It's definitely not Overwatch. It's definitely not a tank character that not me is not...See More »
What did ya'll do over the weekend? I went to the park with my person and we walked one of the trails until we found the ocean.
Why do some people think that you have to be religious to have morals? [Spirituality & Religion]I don't need to have a religion in order to know the difference between right and wrong. If the ONLY reason you don't go around committing serious crimes is because your God says not to, then you have some serious issues and it has nothing to do with...See More »
Less than 12 hours after this picture was taken one of these people committed suicide... and not a single person saw the signs... Can you? Mental illness doesn't always have a "look". It isn't always glaringly obviously. This person had their whole life planned. They had a family. They had friends. They were respected. They loved animals. They loved helping. They also had their own...See More »
Did you go to school with any of these people? I'm pretty sure all these students went to my high school... lmao
So guess who has to be on a vegetarian diet for now so she doesn'tget more sick and die?"You, you silly muthafooker" is the correct answer. I feel like the animal gods are punsihing me for eating their children...
Why would you like to propose to someone/be proposed to by someone?Or if you're engaged/married how did you propose/ be proposed to? I want my boyfriend to propose to me in sign language. I don't care, when, where, or if he has a ring or not. The most heartfelt proposal to me would be doing it in sign language and I...See More »
Just coming on for the few people who still find me relevant... Hey guys I'm alive!I haven't been on here for almost three months... I think? Basically I've been sick since the end of December. Being sick made me extremely unhealthy in the aftermath. I've lost way too much weight and am still losing weight because my body decided...See More »
In the zombie apocalypse would the zombies have to worry about being chased by necrophiliacs instead of the other way around?Haven't asked this question in a long time. Been posting too many serious things lately. Time to go back to old school sarcastic and sadistic humored NP who likes creepy shit and doesn't give a damn what others think. Yay.
Again, being labeled a liberal for speaking out against racism. Because you know only liberals dislike racism, right?The second part is obviously sarcastic. I'm not liberal, but whatever floats someone's boat.
My reaction when someone tries arguing with me that being racist is okay and is part of the first amendment...
What are you guys doing for the holidays?I'm spending Christmas eve with the family. Half of Christmas with the other side of my family and the other part half with my boyfriend's family. Should be a good Christmas.
When you get accussed of being a liberal because you're not a racist... Is that what's good in the streets?I have no affiliated political party, but if not being a racist makes me a liberal than I guess you all made me a liberal.