I have tomorrow off. One whole day to myself. Golly. What should I do with this fleeting one day of me time?
Michelle Wolf's speech at last year's White House Correspondents' Dinner did NOT take things too far. That's just comedy, and the digs are well deserved. What a spineless thing for this administration to do, to boycott.
I'm happy to not be taking speed or opiates today.Am I still an addict? Of course I am. Am I "clean" today? No, clean would mean abstaining from all substance, and I'm still a pot head. But I am so glad that these two particular vices are no longer in my life. Never EVER again!
I'm sorry, but this whole flat Earth thing is downright disrespectful to our planet and to the universe at large.Blasphemic, in other words.
Are you good at rolling joints?Yes, but I tend to clip off the ends just a bit to make them fit in my travel container, which can throw ppl off when it comes to how I roll. But I can get er done in less than a minute. =)
I'm going to be 34 next week.What's so effed up this, is I honestly thought I was turning 35. I had to run the numbers again to be sure, no, it's 34. I never had to do that before in my life. My last few years must have been quite the fog to forget my age, but bonus, I am one...See More »
I'd really like to try DMT.See, I believe in these interdimensional beings that this drug is said to bring you in contact with. I've yet to meet them, but I know they are there, and I'd like to meet them. I actually feel their desire to meet me. I feel that I am ready as I...See More »
Misled fears over vaccines leading to global increase of cases of measles, a preventable, and possibly fatal disease.I'd like to make a joke about kids who's parents are clearly showing signs of something, but I feel that would be insensitive.
Should Huawei be given the green light to set up the UK's 5G network?No offense to China, but spare keys are best left ON the property. (The UK ought to set up its OWN 5G network!) Much more secure that way.
I truly admire skunks. I think they're adorable little critters who, for being small mammals, have got things figured out! ^^ <3 !
Have you ever had a dream about an insanely scary amusement park ride?I have. Recurringly. Like a.. monster of a machine that took it's inspiration from the zipper, but sky scraper high. It always terrified me, but part of me wants to ride it. I never have. I'm always on the ground looking at other people ride it, with...See More »
I used to be so reckless when it come to taking drugs, it makes me cringe to think about it.Sure, I'm still as much of a pothead now as I've ever been, and still dabble with the odd psychedelic or two, but there was a time in my life when I was all out careless with that shit. I'd take anything I could get my hands on. I'm so lucky that I...See More »
How can someone be so evil as to take the lives of many such as what happened in Sri Lanka, such as violence throughout history?This is just so sad. I'm not part of the faith, these people are a half a world away from me.. yet this horrendous thing that's happened to them brings me to tears. These were human lives. These are human lives shattered in the wake of these...See More »
What comedian, actor, musician, or otherwise, would make the best presidential candidate for the left in 2020?State your reasoning.
Does this mean that I can talk about my love for skunks as being subjectively a beautiful animal here in the regular section..but should perhaps talk about my love for their scent in the one marked fetish? Just trying to figure out the boundaries here is all ;)
In countries like Canada, where weed has been legalized, is there still a stigma attached to its use?Yes, *tokes*, there certainly is.. but getting high makes me not worry so much about it *tokes again*
Not being able to get to work on time is annoying and inconvenient.Loosing Earth's bio-diversity is downright catastrophic.
Could you imagine if Canada interfered with the next US election and somehow got Tommy Chong elected?Ok, sure.. Chong was born in Edmonton, Alberta, but he's is a dual citizen. You can bend the rules a little. 😏