Who were you in the infants school nativity play? I was an angel with itchy gold tinsel in my hair and cardboard wings on my back. I also doubled up as a narrator because she got frightened and began to cry 😂
I went to Florida with family when I was 11 and saw these things in the first 2 days 😂:Two huge black women battering the shit out of each other at the airport. A homeless person/crackhead walking by, holding a dead cat by one of its back legs. Might have been a small dog with a long tail. A guy running down the street in handcuffs....See More »
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I envy the ability of men to have fun and embrace their inner child when the rest of us are taking ourselves far too seriously.My husband sends me pics or videos of daft things him and the other mechanics get up to. Practical jokes and banter. People would call it immaturity, but in a time where everyone is outraged or anxious they are happy and that must be the right way...See More »
Space documentaries and hot chocolate are my jamDrinking melted marshmallows while knowing the light I can see from a distant object left its point of origin when dinosaurs still walked the Earth. 🤯
I was working from home today, which served as an excellent cover for being online to get Slipknot tickets the day they went on sale. 🙂 This December will festive, but next December will be deliciously loud. 🙂🤘🏻
Today a tv show warned me of “tobacco and alcohol depiction”. WTF. The human race is a floppy piss weak thing unlikely to survive the next century.
Unsightly Fact: you can’t support women wiggling their lady parts on OF while simultaneously having nothing but contempt for men who subscribe.There’s a word for that; hypocrisy. Either both are shit or both are acceptable. Personally I think both have to go.
Today I got hooked on a door and couldn’t free myself without a coworkers help.It’s not always a laugh being tiny.
The internet seems to be full of info memes giving really terrible advice.Photos of celebrities or characters with quotes they’ve never said. Everyone needs to chill out.
There's something deep in humanity that's decided we're reaching the end of our natural life in the universeElecting destructive sociopaths to lead us, while also making our planet uninhabitable, is a specieswide equivalent of a cat curling up in the corner to quietly die.
This group was made by a guy who blocked me way back Out of boredom I’m going to use his group to post things I’m certain he’d disapprove of, just to see if one of his crow related alts clock it. 🙃
Are we bored of AI art yet? It’s had to believe people are paying £20 a month app subs for it.I refuse to believe in the cost of living crisis while people are wasting their money on this, cars made by Ford, and musical outdoor Christmas light projectors.
Sketchy shit I did in 10 years ago still makes me laugh when it pops into my head.But it’s a bind having to explain to people why I’m chuckling to myself like a muppet.
Americans, is Thanksgiving a dress rehearsal for Christmas dinner? Preparing the ol’ gut for the Turkey to come?
If you don’t drink, I don’t trust you.Because all the sketchy shit you do in your life, you do it clear headed and sober. And without your burps tasting like cranberry.
Wow. After months on walking on eggshells around the bitchy new woman, the trash literally just took itself out.We’re now short handed just in time for the busy season. But a happier group of people.
Just think, there are absolute lunatics out there referring to themselves as “AI Artists.”That’s like using holiday booking websites and telling people you’re a professional Travel Agent.
If social media is going to continue to play havoc with people’s anxiety and mental health, I’m afraid the only effective solution is apathy.Events and goings on in my local community - I’m all ears. The rest of the world is going to have to take care of itself.
When I become Empress of you all - which won’t be long now - some of you are going to be in big trouble.
I give wrong directions to tourists on purpose if they can’t correctly pronounce the destination.And here in Cornwall some place names are Celtic rather than standard English. If you’ve found a clear patch on a busy beach, thank me. And if you’re the unfortunate tourist who never found the beach, thank me.
I don't see why we can't normalise paying someone's bills for Christmas. Much more useful than shit you don't need.