my mom got mad at me for kicking ice cubes under the fridgebut it’s ok now it’s just water under the fridge
so I just read that4,153,237 people got married last year not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number
I bet there are lots of guys who felt like men trapped in a woman’s bodythen after 9 glorious months they were born
a man drownedhis friends went to his funeral with life jackets on because that’s what he would have wanted
the instructions said to set the oven to 180 degreesI did but now I can’t open the oven door because it’s facing the wall
I ran out of poker chipsso I used dried fruit instead the other players went nuts when they saw me raisin the stakes
so a bus stationis where a bus stops a train station is where a train stops and at work I have a work station
what is the difference between deer nuts and beer nutsbeer nuts cost $1.75 but deer nuts are under a buck