I got a job in a health clinichow ironic that after a single day they informed me that I was not fit for the job
a sad divorced man said one day he was going to write a bookabout falling in love heartache and rejection and his ex wife said coldly well then I guess that autobiography of yours will be a failure too
our therapist asked my partnerwhy they wanted a divorce and they said because they didn’t care too much about my star wars puns so my therapist said divorce is strong with this one
my therapist told me thatthe best way to deal with my anger is to write a letter to those that you hate and burn them well I did that and I feel so much better but am I supposed to keep the letters
a cop knocks on a mans doorthen says to the homeowner can you please open up we need to talk the homeowner responds how many are there of you guys and the cop says two of us so the homeowner says ok then talk to each other
how come you're a peach is considered a complimentbut you're bananas is an insult why are we allowing fruit metaphors tear society apart