Disturbing, but I said nothingYesterday I saw a teenage girl so obese that each of her thighs was two feet wide. She could barely push the shopping cart- which only contained soda-pop. Her parents just looked on as her sad face finally made it to the car.
Go away you witless scammers!I've had at least half a dozen phone calls from 'Visa security' saying my credit card was billed $400 locally and $1400 internationally. How would a prerecorded voice know exact amounts? And I don't even have a Visa card! 🤭
The guys on SW are okay by meI looked through several hundred messages and there were only three that alluded to seks. Keep up the good work guys! I think a woman has to be a bit slotty to begin with in order to receive a lot of explicit messages. ☺️
Are you a good shopper?I got a loaf of bread, a big bag of fries, a 300 g chocolate bar, a large bag of licorice and four frozen cans of juice for the price of one cigarette pack.
I once lost a job because of a police stop.I missed my ride and was fired for lateness. The cops detained me because I matched the description of a shoplifter. 🤬 This ever happen to you?
Ladies, do you get this?The women messaging me are into dating women and have never posted anything. It's a repeating pattern. 😛😛😛😛😛😛😛
Does this syllogism make sense to you?1. Trump's followers prefer Trump 2. America's enemies prefer Trump 3. Trumpists are enemies of America
I've been withholding personal informationWhat should I share and what should I not? Exact age? First name? Country? Orientation? Status? My name is Emily and I'm 22 years old
I can't handle my liquorI had two drinks tonight and was so drunk I decided to call it quits early. It was a good party though. Lots of handsome guys and pretty girls in their swimwear. Good food. Good music. I'm drinking coffee now. 😉
Trump in big trouble now!Trump under investigation for potentially violating Espionage Act, warrant reveals The Associated Press · Posted: Aug 12, 2022 3:54 PM ET | Last Updated: 7 minutes ago The FBI recovered documents that were labelled "top secret" from former U.S....See More »
Are you like Spock?As a child did you decide to switch off your emotions and embrace logic? And if so, was it your way of coping with emotional neglect or abuse? 😐
I really like my new profile pic! Poll (35) See Poll Options (A) And this was my second choice (B): Which do you like better?
I wrote a number #1 hit songSort of. I only wrote the chord changes and composed the keyboard track. I never got credit for it or made a dime from it... but at least I know I have some writing talent. I was thrilled to meet the performing artist and have a signed copy of her...See More »
