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King of Nerdtopia and level 32 sarcastic jackass
About Me
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1st Week of SW
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3 Yrs Active
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25,000 Comments
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1000 Stories
"There's nothing wrong with being gay."
"But Imma spend five minutes making sure EVERYONE knows how not gay I am!" Really bro? smh
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Jul 25, 2019
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Community
What was the last text you recieved?
"If I see not dog balls, I'll let you know 😘"
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Jul 22, 2019
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Long distance relationships can be so hard.
How do you miss someone while you're talking to them??
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Jul 22, 2019
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Dating & Relationships
Being old is gonna be weird.
Little Johnny: " What kind of music did you listen to when you were young, Pawpaw?" Me: "Infant Annihilator" Little Johnny:
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Jul 17, 2019
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Doing Good
I Am a Parent
My 3 year old has severe speech difficulties. He often uses made up or at best incomplete words. But the other day he kept shouting "Dada geh o mah clow!" at me. It took me forever to figure out he has telling me to get off his cloud. Li...
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Jul 17, 2019
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I Love Movies
Anybody else love Akira Kurosawa as much as I do? Hint: its a LOT.
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Jul 17, 2019
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I Have Something to Say and I Want to Be Heard
I dont know if ya'll know this but I love metal music. That is all.
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Jul 13, 2019
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Nothing is impossible and nothing burns like fire in the rain.
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Jul 11, 2019
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I'm so tired. In every way.
Haven't slept well in days. Emotionally overwhelmed. Going to do under the table electrical work in case the fire inspector actually comes today. Gotta do it before morning because no one's pulled permits for this shit. Ugh. I need a hug.
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Jul 11, 2019
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Community
Ya'll on some titty shit tonight.
You need to get laid.
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Jul 11, 2019
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Dewms is a good match maker.
You shipped someone with me on your last thread and I already liked her. So...cheers I guess. :-P
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35 replies
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Jul 9, 2019
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Community
Why are boobs so obsessed with being pressed up against my face?
Seriously...stahp.
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Jul 9, 2019
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Community
Whats your favorite musical instrument?
Imma go with cello.
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Jul 9, 2019
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Music
The last few days have been very surreal to me.
I feel like I finally hit absolute rock bottom. I went completely empty. But now I don't feel any of the misery that has been the last several years of my life. But none of the joys either. Is the rollercoaster over? Can I fill myself up with n...
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Jul 8, 2019
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The Ariel thing also kinda trips me out...
Because the original movie was a betrayal of the real character. Ariel lost the prince. He married someone else. Then she killed herself.
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Jul 7, 2019
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My family are kinda jerks but they can be awesome sometimes.
This makes me happy.
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Jul 7, 2019
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
I don't know if I ever posted this on here or not but it's easily one of my favorite music videos of all time.
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Jul 7, 2019
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I Am Listening To This Song Right Now
Here's some good ambience for a Saturday night.
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Jul 7, 2019
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I love you.
And you're beautiful.
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Jul 7, 2019
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I Am Autistic
I go back and forth between being in this group and not. Maybe it was a fear of letting it define me? That just seems silly. So I'm back in it.
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Jul 7, 2019
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