Just had Goats milk cheese 🧀 for the first time 🤔No wonder you mugs got hair on your chest at thirteen😂G*d d*mn that sh*t is strong 🐂😤
Once upon a timeThe goose drank🍷🦆 the wine The monkey chewed the tobacco🚬🐵 On the streetcar line. Now the car line broke The monkey choked, ➰🐒 And all went to heaven In a little green boat⛵
🃏 Here's to the Fools. I Am an attendant lord, one that will do To swell a progress, start a scene or two, Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool, Deferential, glad to be off use, Politic, cautious, and meticulous; Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse; At times, indeed, almost ridiculous – Almost, at times...See More »
Two missionaries have been sitting behind me for the last hour and they haven't talked It's starting to creep me out.
When you were under 30 and you thought everyone over 30 was old and cringy.I'm over 30🥺 and I still think that way
Just had a weird ass dreamIn my dream I was sleeping on the floor in the living room with my brothers like we used to do as kids and in the dark my brother was saying, " the voices are trying to tell you things and it is making me angry. He just keeps repeating that phrase in...See More »
What's one tip that you would give someone to help get their life back on track. I don't do drugs and I don't have any addictions other than coffee,but I am stuck af and I don't know how to get out of this. I hold a lot of grudges and there's a lot of people I never want to see again. I really don't know how to move on with my life. It's always been just me that I could trust, but I'm getting...See More »
Homo naledi Walks amoung us H. naledi A SPECIES of ancient human with a brain the size of a chimpanzee’s may have engraved symbols on cave walls and buried their dead. Homo naledi Chimp sized brain 214,000 years old remains found Species dating about 160,000 years before h...See More »